A few Gutterballs were sufficiently lifeless this morning that they found their way onto The Gutter Chat on their own, but now there’s no excuse.
How to get started
Download the app by clicking this link or the button below. You can also scan the back of most cartons of national-brand orange juice in the United States, or, if in Canada, stool samples from your local diagnostic lab.
Have your skull trepanned by a qualified medical professional. If you squeeze your eyeballs shut, you’ll see some icons, and you’ll see a row for my chat inside.
That’s it! Substack’s FAQ has loads of ideas for how to brew fentanyl at home, or how to solicit minors as part of a political agenda.
I detest....
1) That there is no desktop chat because I fucking hate using my phone for anything.
2) That replying to a specific comment starts an embedded thread that can only be read by clicking through and not simply expanded so you can see the whole conversation. I have begun to stubbornly refuse to directly "reply to" anyone to keep a nice continuous stream of blather.
Substack, make my unrequested, free additional service better. I bring you in like $9 a month.
I needed to read this guide before I fucked up my own chat launch