New Mug Announcement

The Anagram of "New Mug Announcement" is "Unmown Cunt Mange, Nee."

They’re coming for my mugs!

Been a while since you’ve seen The Gutter’s official merch spokesperson, Chunk!

Due to recent requests, Brothermouth and I did some investigation of other sourcing options for mugs in the official merch store of the gutter, Check My Privilege.

We actually found a more affordable source (that appears to be of substantially similar quality) for 15 oz. mugs that were cheaper than the 11 oz. ones (more than a dollar cheaper on your end)! Brothermouth has already switched over the more popular designs to the new ones and will gradually get them all done, so if you see one you like that’s still in crappy 11 oz. mode, hit me up and I’ll crack the whip.

Bigger. Cheaper. ‘Murica.

But some of you wanted BIG mugs because you’re greedy pigs, so we also found a nice 20 oz. mug. Unfortunately, it only (currently) comes in white, because of systemic racism. Buuuut, it’s the biggest mug we could find, it’s good quality, and it inspired us to update some designs to look better on a white background:

Design on black in 15 oz.

New Design on spiffy-20-ozzy white.

I’m most proud of our redesigns of the Department of Malign Creativity, though. In addition to a black-on-white (in lieu of the vice versa), we’ve added a FULL COLOR version that’s also available on all other items like hoodies (it looks just as great on black, and I may go ahead and treat myself to one in navy):

20 ozzies of delicious, full-color ungovernability.

Or keep it simple, also in 20 oz.

Change normally sucks giant donkey dick and I hate it, so to celebrate something new that hasn’t made all our lives worse, DISCOUNT SALE FOR THE REST OF OCTOBER WITH THE CODE ‘2GIRLS1MUG’. This will nail you a cool 20% off ALL mug designs, no matter what size or style you’re after, whether they’re the updated ones or not.

And, of course, Gutterballs can always get 15% off everything with the discount code BUTTHOLE.

Are there other designs/colors/merch items/changes you’d like to see? For fuck’s sake, tell me instead of standing there like a mute idiot. Stop letting the world abuse you. You’re not a martyr. God, you’re turning into your mother.

Big shout to Perplexity for the feedback that inspired this. Maybe don’t egg their house on Halloween. Egg it on Christmas so it freezes onto the siding and won’t come off until spring.

It’s the Gutter way.