Planning for the future

Wherein I act like this is going somewhere

When I get to at least 20 paid subscribers, I’ll be able to afford to give stuff away.

Brothermouth makes stuff. We’ll be cooking up newer, higher-effort designs in the next few months (including the requested “Don’t Shed On Me” Gadsen vaccine design mentioned in some comment thread a few months ago), and I’ll come up with some cool way to give away one every month or so. Maybe once every week when things get going.

(In the meantime, you’re welcome to just, like, buy something from his store yourself. If there’s enough interest I’ll have him put up a standing discount code for stackers.)

I’m also planning on doing something weekly along the lines of an AMA, where I can respond directly to particular inquiries about topics I’ve indicated knowledge on, or just a requested article theme, like pudding or dead rats or something. Give me a good idea, get a T-shirt or mug or something.

Anyway, this is all going places. Trust me. If you like where it’s going, hold onto your butts. I’m going in.

Pictured: a rare instance of Guttermouth (anonymized) demonstrating the ability to follow instructions at an undisclosed location.