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Oct 14, 2022·edited Oct 14, 2022Author

My brain just made the connection that the blue denim shirt in lieu of a suit is a "midwest voter" affinity symbol.

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I don't trust anyone changing sides who won't wear a plaid wool shirt. Get thee in a (sheep) hair shirt to show your penitence!

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

"We wore hairshirts that ripped our flesh even as we drank our mead"

From an op-ed in the Onion many years back....

https://www.theonion.com/todays-kids-have-no-valor-1819583404

I'd vote for Higelac in a heartbeat. Then stab something.

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Higelac 2024: For Odin

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Egil Vendelkråka in 2024! "One thumb up" - Tyr.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

When I was a kid, we'd wake up half an hour before we went to bed, pay the mill owner to work for him, and when we'd get home our father would murder us in cold blood and dance on our graves singing "Hallelujah!"

If you tell kids that these days, they won't believe you!

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When I was a kid, my father said "we don't need twin girls," put an axe in the middle of the crib, and closed the barn door, and in the morning, I ate breakfast inside with the grownups.

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LOL

Ok... where's that from? That's amazing.

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That's from my head, just now.

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Don't forget eating a handful of cold gravel for breakfast!

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How else are you going to break down grass in your crop?

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Good catch

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Like all the other preprocessed, GMO laden, uber-sanitized, subconscious lizard brain WEF graduate parasites, she has wormed her way into the permeable minds of the masses.

Whatever she does, shes does for self. The conditions she supposedly is detaching from are the same today as they were years ago. They only thing that has changed are the wind, and people's recognition of the coming disruption. So, to stay relevant, she too has "changed".

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I see you understood the first voting option perfectly.

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Oct 14, 2022·edited Oct 14, 2022

Thank-you for putting it so succinctly. I was trying to work out what I was going to write, now I don't have to. You are dead on.

Let's face it, all politicians are actor liars. Some do it better than others. She's one of the better ones.

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“Whatever she does, she does for self.” Nailed it.

“The conditions she supposedly is detaching from are the same today as they were years ago.”

Nailed it. How do you stay in the military in Afghanistan? In service to what?

She speaks very well. I’ve never seen her choke or fumble. Very cool, calm, and collected when confronting the opposition. But somehow no sign of an actual core. Monarch programming alum?

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Oct 15, 2022·edited Oct 15, 2022

"Very cool, calm, and collected..."

Why I could never be a politician. 😆

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Tulsi Gabbard for Liz Cheney was the best political trade ever.

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Broke Kermit's heart, though.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

He still has Piglosi though.

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What political appointment will Biden give Liz Cheney? Something where she'll have to earn her keep I presume.

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Well, the Cheneys helped appoint Biden President, so I guess a little quid pro quo is in order. Maybe Miss Piggy has a family banana stand somewhere.

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Nah, Cheney will make her way to MSNBC or CNN as the "Respectable Republican" who will badmouth her old party on command. That's more valuable to the Democrats than actually having her around doing real stuff.

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She can hang out with Max Boot and David French in the Yankees box the DNC keeps for them.

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Pretty good gig if you can get it. (And have no gag reflex)

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Where's the vote to make passionate love to her? (I didn't say this out loud, did I?)

Ugh, I feel like with her, as with almost anyone who's ever touched the Washington swamp that I thought I believed in, I feel like Mulder. "I want to believe".

I think her getting snubbed by any and all leftists this last election, especially in favor of Kamala, says that she has some modicum of authenticity to her that is toxic to The Hydra's plans. It's just so hard to know what to believe, and in the end, I feel my default is she's a politician. I think a politician having a true crisis of political faith and conscience. trying to figure out what the right thing is. But that swamp muck gets deep into the veins and always has the potential to poison the host at a moment's notice. "Handle with care."

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I'm a grownup voter, I'm capable of voting for "enemy of my enemy" among limited options.

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We have that in our Governor’s race here in Michigan. Probably bad and extremely worse are our choices.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

dont be fooled by a symmetrical face

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But they're so pretty.

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"It's 'is she hot', not 'would you do her'. Respect the game."

- Kevin Malone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JAE8kM_Uy4

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Look. Realistically, I don't have a lot of time left, and I'm trying to be more optimistic. Old Stanley would find some problem with this woman.

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i had to look up hilary swank after 30 seconds of the clip cos i had no idea who she was, ive dated hotter (an actual vogue model), she a bit toothy for my taste. id pass unless shes got some real game goin on

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Thank you for this- i.missed that episode.

Re Swank: No, she's neither Hot, nor would I do her.

Tulsa is hot. Jury is out as to whether one could survive doing her .

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No. She has no authenticity. But we should all look so gorgeous in batshit-crazy mode. I sure salute her there.

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She's that hot girl at the bar that all of your buddies warn you about!

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I am torn between 1 and 3. I picked 3 because I believe she is sincerely saying "The Democrat brand has become really bad, and I don't want to be associated with it." Of course, that is a lot like "I see which way the wind is blowing, and it is hard core against the D's, so I am out." I don't think she sincerely believes in the hard left woke stuff, though, or else she wouldn't be capable of seeing which way the wind is blowing.

So... not principled enough for seppuku, but sincerely sane enough to notice which way the wind is blowing and stop paying lip service to something that will remove her lips.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Her ties with the WEF have me concerned. Is she now a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Or a fake conservative in a midwestern shirt? I don’t trust her.

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Have you seen her stack? She "says" the WEF put her pic on their website and said she is a graduate "without" her knowledge. Yep, I'm believing THAT story!

The WEF comes for the Republicans.

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Just now? Afraid that ship sailed some years ago. I'd believe otherwise if at any point of the last, oh, 20 years or so the Rs had mounted some - any - resistance to the globalists.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

She's a political weathervane.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Is that actually the wind, or a fan placed downstage to help with 'the look'?

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Indeed! 🤣

Those skunk stripes bug the shit out of me!

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My hair actually grew in like that when I started to go gray. I always liked it and got many compliments on it. I think it's striking.

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Reminds me of the villainess in "The Howling."

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Cruella De Ville.

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or goin' Rogue?

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I don't know that one.

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YES! 🤣

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Angling for Trump-or-equivalent/Gabbard 2024. imo this is a sincere rebrand, even though the speech itself sounds insincere. There's too obviously a little something for everyone in there: some "elistist cabal of warmongers" and "cowardly wokeness" statements for Joey B's stereotypical MAGA republicans, a bit of "of/by/for the people" for the OG republicans, a denim shirt and girl-next-door makeup for the on-the-fence midwesterners, and a carefully neutral accent so as not to alienate any potential northern blue-state defectors.

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I hope you're right.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Not knowing anything more about her than what appeared at Tucker Calsson's show the other night, I went for "Something else".

The infathomable: she's a True Believer, she's been able to explain various transgressions and signs of corruption as accidents or the system working a sintended since said wrongdoings were exposed.

But having been initially anointed as a potential successor, and at the very least a loyal camp follower with a cushy series of sincures ahead of her if she just play ball, and then being exposed to the uglyness behind the scenography - she finally snapped.

Since I'm basing this on out-dated personal insight in swedish politicking, the above should be taken with a rather large amount of salt.

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No, you're not far off.

I'm able to see a "betrayed camp follower" as being passionate enough in her vengeance to be a useful ally, even if she is ultimately disingenuine.

We don't have to have our elected officials around for dinner, after all.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Remains to be seen whether she's the vindictive crusader-type or the petty and spiteful if-I-can'y-play-anymore-destroy-the-game type, I take it.

A former swedish PM, Göran Persson (nicknamed - by his comrades in the Socialist Democrat party - The Fat Squatter, Nivea and Chairman Persson) used to make sure to hold press meetings whenever he felt the flu or a cold coming on, just to be able to sneeze and cough in his hand out of sight before shaking the hands with the journalists he didn't like.

When people like that can hide in plain sight and become elected officials, well there's no bottom to the Abyss - I'm sure you have your fair share over there, that makes people on every politicial side go "How in unprintable pejorative could that slur of a swear be elected even for dog crap picker?".

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I don’t know. She has mastered the appearance of authenticity that used to be important for effective politicians, but I agree that her stated positions (which have been headed this way for awhile now) do not line up with anything tied to the WEF, which she is and has not renounced as far as I know.

WEF=opposed to American ideas of national sovereignty and government of/by/for the people.

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Has she explicitly denounced the WEF? I haven't been keeping close track of her until recently.

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Oct 14, 2022·edited Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Yes.

https://americanfaith.com/tulsi-gabbard-on-wef-great-reset-agenda-must-be-condemned-by-us-all/

Former Democrat congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard spoke out against the World Economic Forum’s Great Reset agenda, calling on everyone to join her in rejecting the nightmarish totalitarian vision promoting an upheaval of society as we know it.

Gabbard posted her commentary to Twitter Tuesday, condemning the radical agenda promoted by WEF founder Klaus Schwab which seeks for people of the world to own nothing and be happy, while the global technocratic elite keep everything for themselves.

The actual post: https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1531576031307395074

"While we struggle to afford food and fuel, the elite gathered at Davos/WEF to discuss how we should be allowed to live our lives. Their totalitarian dream of a so-called “Great Reset” where people own nothing and are tracked/monitored with every step, must be condemned by us all."

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Great catch! Thank you very much for this.

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Omigah.... do we trust it?

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As much as any politician, which is basically none at all. Eternal vigilance is the cost of the Republic, and all that.

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I don’t know. If she has, I missed it. It’s kind of implicit in her statement against elitist politics, but I’ve never heard her denounce them explicitly, which is why I’m skeptical.

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Saying the words "WEF" or "Schwab" would go a long way in making her statements specific enough to be meaningful.

It's easy to call out vague, anonymous Others to lionize yourself without burning real bridges.

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I mean... even a " I was young, idealistic, and thought the idea had merit...until both Crenshaw and Macron fought over me one night, and to put both of them in their place , I was the evenings sacrifice to Schwab ...I'll never hold life so dear again..." kinda bullshit...

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I will say that batshit crazy never looked so smooth.

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The secret is Pearl Cream.

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No doubt the Gootz has the goods on our surfer girl. Likely a joint Intel operation with Moses Hightower and Larvell Jones, targeting the soft underbelly of the South Pacific Luau cartels.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Surely we can respect Steve Guttenberg's oeuvre by properly spelling his name. For some reason, Guttermouth spells it with one "t."

Reply to this with "And don't call me Shirley."

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It's the guy that published the Bible, right?

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Public school.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Right. Johannes "Steve" Gutenberg.

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To his friends.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

I heard he got typecast after his breakthrough and had to move due to some loose types hanging about his workplace?

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Always liked her talk but never trusted her. Let’s see...

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BTW- thanks for the “Bardcore” version... “Now thou art someone whom I used to know...”

That brightened my day.

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Hildegaard von Blingen is a treasure of Western Civ.

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I've never heard the original, but did like the "Bardcore." Something different.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Hawai’i has a new cannabis hybrid.

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Tulsi Basil & Sativa? Or Tulsi Basil & Fentanyl? Which is she, harmless illusion or aromatic death?

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Oct 15, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

I'm guessing she finally realized she wasn't ugly enough to be a leading female politician in todays Democrat party.

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Good for you Tulsie!! You're the only politician worth anything these days, I wish you well!

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Oct 14, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

Politician. Enough said

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My ' Something Else' vote- may merge with ' Rebranding '? , but I thought it different enough to screw with the curve:

Gabbard is a WEF student.

I believe she's going to develop an Independent Party name, and either : 1) run against Trump in 2024, splitting both parties, but damaging the already wrecked Dems further

OR conversely

2) run With Trump and potentially be a mole for the WEF when she gets the Pres nod in 2028.

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She is banking on the left actually not being as left as the leftists say they are.

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This has been your best poll and comments yet! Lots of amusing comments and good discussion of the subject.

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Folks in recovery can be fiercely committed to their sobriety, but that doesn't earn them the trust of everyone they've every betrayed. Tulsi will have to earn it by being the point of the spear and pushing back, hard. Simply saying, "I'm with you" to those of us who are fed up with the Uniparty won't be enough to earn my support. She will have to follow Trump's lead and call out the stupidity, corruption and hypocrisy on both sides of the aisle. Otherwise, she's just pandering.

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WEF PRINCESS…that’s all I need to know

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Great song. I would like to hear Tulsi Gabbard address her being on the WEF young global leaders graduate list.

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Politicians are not statesmen. Politicians are self-serving whores who perform for the highest bidder in the cabal of the hidden hand, not for “we the people” or even for their own ultimate best interests. These slimy bipeds, if they can even live up to that deservedly unflattering title, are handsomely paid and rewarded with other evil enticements to play a role and recite the script. There aren’t many who have been worth their time as politicians and government bureaucrats: perhaps Lindbergh, McFadden, Forrestal and I’ll even throw in JFK and his brother as they both knew where the corruption was taking western civilization and after that demise, the primordial sea. But an even bigger humiliating failure in western civilization than the whore epidemic in its dog and pony show political systems are the populations who still believe voting will make a difference even after centuries of indicating only a downhill trajectory.

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