I don't get why anyone cares. Another rich asshole, pummeled by his own bad choices--cannot give fewer than the negative fucks I already gave. Libtards freaked out about COVID, too--a virus treatable with at least a half-dozen existing and some OTC meds. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7833340/#!po=34.9057 Perhaps we should learn that whatever libtards freak out about is best ignored, if it can't conveniently be buried in a landfill.
Oct 31, 2022·edited Oct 31, 2022Liked by Guttermouth
Correct. And now there's a rumor that the DePape dude (you know, the Ultra Maga BLM Supporter...or something) was the guy who photographed Nancy Pelosi in her office on Jan 6th. If true, WTF???
I have one fairly robust theory of reality that says there are only about 300 people in the whole universe actually doing anything, and a computer going "let's see what she reacts to" to its computer friends who are running Alpha Centauri.
Man alive, I'm slow. Didn't get the point for so long the computer started beeping "Do you want to activate 'slow keys?'" since my finger was resting on the space bar.
So if I understand, the husband of the speaker was assaulted by a hammerwielding hobo, possibly while doped up, and there's now a plethora or rumours about various back-door business, drunk driving, and so on?
Wow.
Well, my guess is someone younger and more up-and-coming in her own party has allied with someone with a long-standing grudge, also in the same party. Few things are as good as a solid sex scandal, especially if it involves prostitution, homosexuality (notice how the rainbow-brigades gives zero effs about that when it happens...) and tax fraud.
Of course, that's the US. In Europe, that's pretty much Tuesday when it comes to politicians being bent or getting bent - heck, some of them even make it their gimmick to attend anonymous gangbang-saunas in Brussels.
Maybe the Pelosis should ring up ole' Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi to learn how turn tricks the right way?
Edited because I can't even spell prostitution right.
The real issue (IMO) is how the left IMMEDITEALY jumped on this as 'right-wing violence', but the guy is exactly the kind of guy you'd expect to be living in Berkley.
Sometimes, when you "get out in front", it's out in front of a freight train.
The US media's approach in cases like this, when they blatantly try to cover for one on "their team" and when it's a televangelist or similar preacher getting caught packing peckers is so obvious it's embarassing to watch it from across the Atlantic, despite our media behaving the same way.
I'm no fan of the fire and brimstone or Westboro Baptist Church-style preachers, but like for like, yes? No "it's a completely different thing, ya'll!" that seems to be the tune of the truth-for-hire choir called journalists.
I more meant, "do you think this situation was obviously a false-flag incident or an actual political 'hate crime' as it is alleged?"
Don't give the US press too much credit, my link was to a "dangerous right-wing fringe" news site. The vast majority of US sources are breathlessly reporting it as an act of terrorism that killed dozens.
The hog is great. He just ate a bunch of leftover pumpkins courtesy of our local landscaping shop. :)
I blame my lack of understanding on watching "Surströmming challenge"-videos.
More to the point, false flag feels like too may moving parts or uncontrollable variables. Toasting a banner or a sign is one thing - it's easy. Go there, apply lighter, take picture, be buthurt on social media, yes?
Invite drug (ab)user into the home of an octogenarian, have said druggie whack him with a hammer, and then blame it on "white supremacists", well there's just too much that can go wrong there so I'm more inclined to thinking bias plus lazyness plus holding the thin brown smear of partisan yellow journalism on pure reflex.
Hell's Bells, last year over here the regime&state press both was out in force trying to save the career of a politician who had knowlingly and willingly exposed his underage daughters to his convicted-and-on-parole pedophile boyfriend...
Your theory about a bumrush for hire gone wrong is much more plausible, and then it was spun into an attept at the proper narrative.
I am guessing that there was a tenuous connection between them all, like hammer bro worked for them on a campaign project or something and met them once, then got screwed over or otherwise felt betrayed and went after them in some drug induced psychotic episode. I am reserving 25-40% probability that it was more consensual gone "wtf" though. It strikes me as really suspicious that he "broke in" while largely naked and wielding a tool weapon without being stopped by any security or anything. That sounds to me a lot like "the victim knew the perp and invited them in."
I honestly believe Paul picked up a hustler, possibly one he had dealt with before in a more sober state of mind, took him home, and he had an unexpected psychotic episode.
Oh yea, I could buy that. I would think Paul might be a little old to be really frisky, but yea, 25-40% chance seems quite likely. They almost certainly let the guy in... I doubt they are in the habit of leaving their doors unlocked.
Of course he is. By definition. He failed to treat a (peripheral) member of the ruling class with the deference due our natural lords and masters. Worse, he drew attention to a member of said ruling class. Possible negative attention. And anyone so despicable, so evil, must be a "radical right-wing activist". (And was probably encouraged in his evil ways y none other than Trump!)
I’m thinking the illegal Canuck was the ride along in the Pelosi mangled Porsche and he came back to finish the job they started. He wanted to break Nutty Nancy’s knees because she doesn’t cotton to Papa P’s antics. She wants to be the only Hammerhead in the family.
The question as to WTF the coppers we’re doing standing there as Pappa P was being bludgeoned is the $64,000 question. Perchance that is why the bodycam video is not being released. The SF Keystone cops are not only covering for their big bucks donor, but also their own ineptitude?
Best quote of the day was from American Thinker’s Shurk article. “Only a malcontent brings a hammer and sickle to a gun fight.” Nope. No MAGA boyz at the Pelosi compound.
Listen to MartyrMade's Epstein podcasts and you'll realize two not-gay men not having a DIY lesson in their boxers together is the softest of Hollywood depravity. I mean, they weren't draping themselves in mock blood surrounded by papier mache child corpses and pretending it was "performance art".
"Police Academy: The New Generation" starring Steve Guttenberg stunt-cast as Chief Hurnst, of course.
Not fake, but totally ghey.
Talk about switching jerseys!
In reality, he probably always played tight end for the other side.
You win the thread for today, doc. And in just under an hour.
Everyone can go home now.
We need to go home! There needs to be a flood of David Depapes going to Halloween parties tonight!!
Lessee...
1)grungy tighty whites
2) unkempt locks
3) hammer
4) a few beads around neck with a few signs clipped to it : BLM, Vax pass !(the weed!), Nudists for Trans- parentsy,, Where's Nancy?? ...etc
5) Will do Hammer Time for Ibogaine written on back with body paint
Hunter Biden or David DePape? It's a flexible costume!
It's a two-fer!
Since it's all fantasy, the deluxe kit should include a MAGA hat.
Ooo! Good addition!
Doc Holliday is your huckleberry.
Fun fact! The phrase was originally "your hucklebearer."
I brought that up a few months ago! Floored some folks on egm(?) Stack...
Totally different vibe. Lol
Nooooo... I'm not yet ready for a hucklebearer!
And to think, I had him figured for a wide receiver.
ded....I'm ded....
Guttermouth, I need you to see this post I did. I wrote it with you like 2% in mind. Very important. Anthony Kedis and the 90's need your wit.
https://bherr.substack.com/p/under-the-bridge-downtown
Only 2%? Call me when it's like 10.
Nah, fucking with you, I'm reading it now.
The Ungovernable will back me up.
My reply is a long depressing bummer. It is like 98% your fault.
It's a staggeringly amazing response, and I'll accept 100% of the responsibility. Thank you.
Fuckin' thief.
I've only been accused of stealing hearts. Well, that's a lie, I've stolen a bunch of shit in my life.
There’s more to this than meets the eye. My liberal acquaintances are freakin out. I’m lovin it. 🤣😂
I don't think it's ape shitt to say this is probably exactly a sordid sexual encounter being excruciatingly spun.
I don't get why anyone cares. Another rich asshole, pummeled by his own bad choices--cannot give fewer than the negative fucks I already gave. Libtards freaked out about COVID, too--a virus treatable with at least a half-dozen existing and some OTC meds. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7833340/#!po=34.9057 Perhaps we should learn that whatever libtards freak out about is best ignored, if it can't conveniently be buried in a landfill.
My spidey-sense tells me the depravity in that household runs deep...like a metrosexual harem of gimp cages in a dungeon.
It puts the stock option in the basket.
"IT KILLS CHINESE CHIPS WHEN IT'S FUCKING TOLD"
Lmao
Take me.
Want it more.
Too much is not enough.
What a phenomenal exchange this is. :)
leather cladding, head to toe, red ball gags just for show....
Where's Zed?
They're all like that. Babylonian times
8 bits of wisdom is about all we can handle. Meanwhile, it's all in rewrite. They're bringing in DC guys to freshen the narrative up a bit.
Please hold your questions until the end. We have to pass this to see what's in it.
Too late. The receipts have been saved.
I for one appreciate the low effort meme. Sometimes the easiest things are the best.
Also, who was the third person?
I fucked around for about 5 minutes trying to put 8-bit underwear on the Hammer Bros. and said "ah, fuck it, there are cows to feed."
Priorities
>> Also, who was the third person?
We still have zero info on that, don't we?
Correct. And now there's a rumor that the DePape dude (you know, the Ultra Maga BLM Supporter...or something) was the guy who photographed Nancy Pelosi in her office on Jan 6th. If true, WTF???
If that ends up being true, I will have gotten everything I demand as a citizen from this story, which is a huge sadistic laugh.
He was probably the same dude who photographed the precisely half-burnt Fetterman campaign sign in PA. Dude is busy.
You may be onto something!
I have one fairly robust theory of reality that says there are only about 300 people in the whole universe actually doing anything, and a computer going "let's see what she reacts to" to its computer friends who are running Alpha Centauri.
Security, we're going to need an emergency deletion for simulation GUTT294532. She is getting too close to the truth.
Yah, but are they still plugged in to the matrix, or they freestyling?
How did you figure it out? Was it the MAGA undie-venger, or the even more obvious Florida Man?
So it's an insurrerectionist too? DAMN those MAGA Boyz!
Man alive, I'm slow. Didn't get the point for so long the computer started beeping "Do you want to activate 'slow keys?'" since my finger was resting on the space bar.
So if I understand, the husband of the speaker was assaulted by a hammerwielding hobo, possibly while doped up, and there's now a plethora or rumours about various back-door business, drunk driving, and so on?
Wow.
Well, my guess is someone younger and more up-and-coming in her own party has allied with someone with a long-standing grudge, also in the same party. Few things are as good as a solid sex scandal, especially if it involves prostitution, homosexuality (notice how the rainbow-brigades gives zero effs about that when it happens...) and tax fraud.
Of course, that's the US. In Europe, that's pretty much Tuesday when it comes to politicians being bent or getting bent - heck, some of them even make it their gimmick to attend anonymous gangbang-saunas in Brussels.
Maybe the Pelosis should ring up ole' Silvio "Bunga Bunga" Berlusconi to learn how turn tricks the right way?
Edited because I can't even spell prostitution right.
The real issue (IMO) is how the left IMMEDITEALY jumped on this as 'right-wing violence', but the guy is exactly the kind of guy you'd expect to be living in Berkley.
Sometimes, when you "get out in front", it's out in front of a freight train.
The US media's approach in cases like this, when they blatantly try to cover for one on "their team" and when it's a televangelist or similar preacher getting caught packing peckers is so obvious it's embarassing to watch it from across the Atlantic, despite our media behaving the same way.
I'm no fan of the fire and brimstone or Westboro Baptist Church-style preachers, but like for like, yes? No "it's a completely different thing, ya'll!" that seems to be the tune of the truth-for-hire choir called journalists.
Curious about your take on this, then:
https://www.dailywire.com/news/critics-question-fettermans-claim-that-sign-was-set-ablaze-everyone-sees-what-they-are-doing
Score one for US press over ours then? Or "blind hens also find the corn"? Or I'm overly bitter - always a safe bet, that one.
Sometimes, it's good to be wrong, and I'm happily wrong about how lousy jounralists are.
How's the hog doing by the way?
I more meant, "do you think this situation was obviously a false-flag incident or an actual political 'hate crime' as it is alleged?"
Don't give the US press too much credit, my link was to a "dangerous right-wing fringe" news site. The vast majority of US sources are breathlessly reporting it as an act of terrorism that killed dozens.
The hog is great. He just ate a bunch of leftover pumpkins courtesy of our local landscaping shop. :)
I blame my lack of understanding on watching "Surströmming challenge"-videos.
More to the point, false flag feels like too may moving parts or uncontrollable variables. Toasting a banner or a sign is one thing - it's easy. Go there, apply lighter, take picture, be buthurt on social media, yes?
Invite drug (ab)user into the home of an octogenarian, have said druggie whack him with a hammer, and then blame it on "white supremacists", well there's just too much that can go wrong there so I'm more inclined to thinking bias plus lazyness plus holding the thin brown smear of partisan yellow journalism on pure reflex.
Hell's Bells, last year over here the regime&state press both was out in force trying to save the career of a politician who had knowlingly and willingly exposed his underage daughters to his convicted-and-on-parole pedophile boyfriend...
Your theory about a bumrush for hire gone wrong is much more plausible, and then it was spun into an attept at the proper narrative.
Well reasoned Sir. And a very plausible summation.
Well, Nancy looks like a drag Queen, so there’s that!
I am guessing that there was a tenuous connection between them all, like hammer bro worked for them on a campaign project or something and met them once, then got screwed over or otherwise felt betrayed and went after them in some drug induced psychotic episode. I am reserving 25-40% probability that it was more consensual gone "wtf" though. It strikes me as really suspicious that he "broke in" while largely naked and wielding a tool weapon without being stopped by any security or anything. That sounds to me a lot like "the victim knew the perp and invited them in."
I honestly believe Paul picked up a hustler, possibly one he had dealt with before in a more sober state of mind, took him home, and he had an unexpected psychotic episode.
Oh yea, I could buy that. I would think Paul might be a little old to be really frisky, but yea, 25-40% chance seems quite likely. They almost certainly let the guy in... I doubt they are in the habit of leaving their doors unlocked.
I worked at a youth center many years ago and I can tell you that guys his age are exactly who hire young homeless prostitutes.
Ugh... how revolting, but all the more likely true for that. Where are the Tums?
Ligma Johnson’s Revenge
What are they distracting us from, this time?
Given that you neglected to include, "All of the above", I have to go with Police Academy.
All of the above, meaning you believe the assailant is a radical right-wing activist?
Of course he is. By definition. He failed to treat a (peripheral) member of the ruling class with the deference due our natural lords and masters. Worse, he drew attention to a member of said ruling class. Possible negative attention. And anyone so despicable, so evil, must be a "radical right-wing activist". (And was probably encouraged in his evil ways y none other than Trump!)
Checks out.
I’m thinking the illegal Canuck was the ride along in the Pelosi mangled Porsche and he came back to finish the job they started. He wanted to break Nutty Nancy’s knees because she doesn’t cotton to Papa P’s antics. She wants to be the only Hammerhead in the family.
The question as to WTF the coppers we’re doing standing there as Pappa P was being bludgeoned is the $64,000 question. Perchance that is why the bodycam video is not being released. The SF Keystone cops are not only covering for their big bucks donor, but also their own ineptitude?
Best quote of the day was from American Thinker’s Shurk article. “Only a malcontent brings a hammer and sickle to a gun fight.” Nope. No MAGA boyz at the Pelosi compound.
What’s funny to me about this is that I’ve always laughed at the Steve Gutenberg option while having no idea who he is.
Please, no spoilers now.
Steve Gutenberg
Listen to MartyrMade's Epstein podcasts and you'll realize two not-gay men not having a DIY lesson in their boxers together is the softest of Hollywood depravity. I mean, they weren't draping themselves in mock blood surrounded by papier mache child corpses and pretending it was "performance art".
I've no idea what's been going on lately, been sick again.
I like the meme.
I need either a Steve Gutenburg or a "Drugs/booze gone bad", which may or may not have gay sexual underpinnings.
>> need either a Steve Gutenburg
Option 4
>> or a "Drugs/booze gone bad", which may or may not have gay sexual underpinnings.
Option 1
Why you always gotta be special, SC?
That's just how I am. DON'T BOX ME, BRO!
All of the above was not an option, so Police Academy it is.
All of the above, meaning you believe the assailant is a radical right-wing activist?