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Lest we forget (as I'm sure Brandon himself has already forgotten), this "investigation" came on the heels of announcing his intent to run in 2024.

To run for what is an open question. Maybe he thought it was County Dogcatcher?

You lucky dogs, you.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

In the case specifically of the documents, I'd say it was a toss up. My view is that his presidency overall (possibly even his career before that) has almost certainly been a mix of the two. Maybe it started as oddly timed coincidence of incompetence, but They Who Walk Behind the Rows never let a good opprtunity go to waste.

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Biden, like the overwhelming number of people is politics, lacks integrity. Is there any formerly strongly-held principle that he's not tossed aside? Maybe they have something on him (videos of him publicly pawing children are commonplace...and the compilation grows every month, it seems), but at heart he is just another amoral grifter, so common in a decaying government.

If we lived in a culture that valued honor, like Japan's did, seppuku would be rampant in the fashionable districts of DC.

Instead, we are led by men and women grown fat by the betrayal of the citizenry. And endlessly on the lookout to grow fatter.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Porque no los tres?

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Option one. He's got nothing to lose from playing along, so no gun or hammer to the head needed. Just 10% for the Big Guy and he's happy as a clam, getting to wear the Big Boy pants and muck about the White House a couple of more years.

And the man is going on 80, isn't he?

The Hell else is he going to do? Go sailing around Cape Cod with Nancy and Paul or rig a canasta-tournament in Martha's 'Whine'-yard?

Nah, he's got his feet under the table and his snow-cone right where he want it. I think him alluding to running again was basically Ole' Joe living up to former president Hussein's words "Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to Fuck things up" -plus it's fun for him to see the movers and shakers and glib gladhandlers and flimflam-merchants run about in a panic.

He's just gaslighting the crapout of them for shits and giggles, basically.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Hadn’t occurred to me about threats, makes sense too.

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Why just point out the one at 3 AM? You got something against 3 AM? Love all your weird thoughts.😀

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Jan 30, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Maybe it's his best shot of having his child killed (Hunter)?

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I think we can all agree that biden is compromised and the list of people holding dirt on him is long and includes china, russia and ukraine but most of all it is the democrat machine, aka the deep state, holding the gun to his head. "Be a shame if your one surviving son went to prison for the rest of his life and the baby he had with the stripper ended up being the recipient of all his hidden assets, wouldn't it?"

He is compromised 8 ways to Sunday, but that is true of all politicians on the national stage and likely a huge number of those at every other level.

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there was no option for a muppet so i voted for my fellow space buddies

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The useful idiot has become not so useful. Maybe his next "booster" will be the poison chalice. No need for hemlock when they have mrna magic juice ready to go.😎

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Let’s go, Brandon. It’s time for your pill.

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Love the horse head analogy--that hadn't occured to me before but it's intriguing. So here are some random semi-coherent associations (open to corrections from yourself or your sassy informed audience): Hunter had a 'client' who was a Chinese oligarch, who was killed, who he called 'the richest man on the planet.' Brandon gave our oil reserves to China, while Pelosi et al are grandstanding in Taiwan. I've wondered how much China owns Biden, and the DNC. I wonder if China is behind sending US dignitaries to Taiwan itself, as a way of getting the US psy ops out into the public at the SAME time as Ukraine so that the US loses definitively, giving the petroyuan free rein. Thoughts?

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Not dementia, folks, but happy pills.

The power behind the throne looks a lot like his former boss who took up residence not far from the office. There is not much that Biden has been called on to do, actually, other than to sign EOs that were written for him. No thought, no review, no reading necessary on his part.

He does play. A part. A bit part. Distracting attention from the other guy.

Barry once mused that he would rather have someone else be the front man while he did the real work without all the bother.

But that would be a CT or a coincidence.

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LOL. "teenagers having a ball while a corpse babysits them"

Excellent

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A little bit of threats, a little bit of distraction, but mostly neither one. A well-timed "raid" on any office worker's home(s) would likely turn up some documents that should have stayed at work, so why play this weird little card now?

I propose it's a relatively harmless way for the media to start proving how non-partisan they are ahead of 2024. "We weren't really being mean to Trump. We're treating Biden the same way. We're fair and non-biased. See, you guys? We even found extra documents! You can trust us, pinky swear. <3"

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