GM, Lol...this is too funny. I have a lifelong history of never winning anything. Now I may have to go buy a lottery ticket.
The best thing I have learned about Substack is that it gives voice to people like you who have lots to say but who would otherwise likely not be heard. This country has been missing such a platform for a very long time -- this was what the Internet was supposed to be about when it was formed, but it soon was commandeered so I am thrilled to see people like you writing what you do.
Having said that, and having written hundreds of papers (and a book you do not want to read -- boring) I know that writing takes a lot of time and effort. That is time you cannot spend doing something that might put food on the table. So if you can have/do both and I can contribute, that is a win-win so I am delighted to be your "Founding Subscriber"! (Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they are playing the WNBA championship and a team scores. The announcer says "And the fan goes wild" (or something close) and the pan to the audience is just of Peter, all alone, in the stands.)
So thanks for the prize (now I have to make the difficult selection decision -- oh my) and keep on assaulting the system -- it needs it. And I shall give the coffee cup a place of honor -- No one drinks more coffee than I do. (Did you know the health benefits of coffee? They are legion, and many are dose related, so I am just being healthy drinking all that...lol.)
Congrats to Dr K and Ryan Gardner. I believe Mr. Gardner is subscribed to every Substack. He must be fabulously wealthy. I pay enough attention to know he is a year older than me, but I won't reveal our ages other than noting I saw Goonies in the theater.
OMGOSH Ryan Gardner won!!!!!! Congratulations Ryan!!! 🎉
"free Gutter shit" is a fantastic marketing phrase
If only the mug came with integrated bubble wrap to simulate monkey-pox, puss-filled as an upgrade of course.
GM, Lol...this is too funny. I have a lifelong history of never winning anything. Now I may have to go buy a lottery ticket.
The best thing I have learned about Substack is that it gives voice to people like you who have lots to say but who would otherwise likely not be heard. This country has been missing such a platform for a very long time -- this was what the Internet was supposed to be about when it was formed, but it soon was commandeered so I am thrilled to see people like you writing what you do.
Having said that, and having written hundreds of papers (and a book you do not want to read -- boring) I know that writing takes a lot of time and effort. That is time you cannot spend doing something that might put food on the table. So if you can have/do both and I can contribute, that is a win-win so I am delighted to be your "Founding Subscriber"! (Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where they are playing the WNBA championship and a team scores. The announcer says "And the fan goes wild" (or something close) and the pan to the audience is just of Peter, all alone, in the stands.)
So thanks for the prize (now I have to make the difficult selection decision -- oh my) and keep on assaulting the system -- it needs it. And I shall give the coffee cup a place of honor -- No one drinks more coffee than I do. (Did you know the health benefits of coffee? They are legion, and many are dose related, so I am just being healthy drinking all that...lol.)
Waiting with bated breath for the next missive.
Huge Cheshire-cat grin on my face after reading this, thanks for that!
That far-right extremist t-shirt... oh my stars and garters. Natural 20 on that one.
Here's a beer and pretzels drinking game: assign alignments to public figures.
Congrats to Dr K and Ryan Gardner. I believe Mr. Gardner is subscribed to every Substack. He must be fabulously wealthy. I pay enough attention to know he is a year older than me, but I won't reveal our ages other than noting I saw Goonies in the theater.
I'm wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing uncontrollably from your response to Ryan. OMG, too funny
hes always in titty bars!
I'm just here for the ATM stories*
*Def not where you get your money....well, not me anyway...
That sounds like such a crock. No way you got ALL THAT done before the bull semen thawed!