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All I can think about now is Sally Field.

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Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

50/50, I was expecting more sociopaths

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Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

It's a form of masturbation. And in mixed-company, I will condemn both--signed Pinocchio

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I can't even like other people's content half the time outside of the Substack app.

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Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

i sometimes like my own comments to push it towards the top if its an early comment and i think its worth promoting but dont tell anyone

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Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

What's a "like"?

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Reddit likes your new posts and comments for you by default

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It depends on the site. Some places you can drop 'likes' so you can quickly skip past stuff you've already read or whatnot.

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Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Gotta get the Flowmentum starting

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Mar 3, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Liking requires giving a shit. Better to give <no fucks.

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Mar 3, 2023Liked by Guttermouth

Why can't I answer both?

I can like a post the way I like a well-cooked meal even if it's something I've had hundreds of times before, like split-pea soup.

It's in levels or layers:

q) It's food. You need food.

w) It's warm too!

e) It tastes good despite being pre-fab.

r) Hey! It's homemade!

t) And skillfully done too! With homegrown thyme and homemade homegrown mustard!

y) Ermagerds, it's got real salted pork in it, not just pink spongy bits of repocessed mammalian protein!

Bonus credits if it's on a Thursday; if you're served chilled punsch on the side (Karlshamns flaggpunsch FTW!) and if you get homemade flat pancakes with whipped cream (the real stuff, not the insulation foam they sell in pressurised containers and call it cream) and jellied or jammed berries on top.

Plus coffee and a lttle tipple of Amaretto and a Sarah Bernardt-pastry afterwards.

Or a minty tea and a Budapest-pastry with orange-flavoured cream and strawberries on top.

[https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budapestbakelse]

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100% yes. Don't do it, people. Show some class.

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If you have to ask...

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After 3.5 years of Orwell on meth, I gotta like somebody.

And yeah, I had to look up that french word you used.

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I was doing that on Facebook 15 years ago. Freaked people out.

It was funny.

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Steve......Gutenberg? >looks around, confused<

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Fuck it, why not eh?

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deletedMar 2, 2023·edited Mar 2, 2023Liked by Guttermouth
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