I first learned of this one many years ago when a delightfully crass male friend was talking with me over (IIRC?) tequila about the logistics of anal sex with straight women, an act which he referred to as "a shot in the pooper," which for some reason tickled me just so at the time and I shot my beverage out of my nose.
It has remained in my brain like a toxoplasmosis spore ever since.
Thank you, Lawrence. I hope you are still sailing the seven seas with a galley full of loose freeloading women, wherever you are.
Glad this was the Top comment; I was just coming to volunteer it so saved me from scrolling. There's just something so deliciously juvenile about it that I snicker every time.
Awaiting the first time one comes out in front of my girls.
BTW, Omega finally in hand! Just waiting for temps above freezing to give her a go! Of course while at the FFL a couple other items seemed prudent... Santa wished it so.
That is perhaps one thing we can explain wit the sexual revolution (and pornography) implying that to not like a specific sexual practice means there's something wrong.
Brings those "what state/nation searches for which kind of smut"-maps to mind. I always get a good laugh from those:
"New Yorkers were a bit freakier in their porn proclivities, searching for “foot job” more than any other state and New Jersey was just as wild with their “femdom” hunts. Meanwhile, Mississippi wasn’t as clear. Their most searched term was a typo. 'Mississippi, we hope you found what you were looking for when you searched ‘pron’ more than any other state...'"
Anatomical difference is not negligible. Prostate being in proximity (forward) of the anus/colon might make it a much different experience for men than women.
I'm a bit put out....the frikkin app doesn't allow me to see the poll...and all I can hypothesize is it's about booties!
I'm very partial to a nice booty... my last love was a body builder and had a " ghetto booty" as he called it, that you could bounce a quarter 6' high off of. It made a satisfying ,high pitched, *snap*ing sound when I'd slap it walking by...
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tucas
when I used to drink (which happened to be the years I was most into Zappa and the Mothers), it was poop-chute. [as in "ram it up your poop-chute" , from the song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes". Oh how I miss Zappa]
Behind. My British buddy always laughs hysterically at “Fanny pack”. “Fanny”. is a different body part reference to the Brits. They call them “bum bags”.
Arsle/arsel = arse. Röven, roven, roffsen all refers to how you squat when picking root vegetables; "dropping a rutabaga" approx. Skitan = the shitter.
Less vulgar/more humorous:
Ända(lykten) = end as in rear end. Baken = the behind. Rumpan = the rump. Gumpen = lit. a bird's tail feathers, also the oil-producing gland of some birds. Rövaballarna* = buttocks, Scanian dialect. Sittfläsket = lit. sitting-pork, approx. lard-ass. Konterfej; from french contrefait - in a specific Stockholmian sociolect**, fej(a) means face, so konterfej which really means portrait becomes "counterface". Akter = lit. stern of a boat/ship. Säte = seat. Stuss = from old high german stiuz for rear end; slightly homophonous with studs which means bounce; bouncy ass would be an acceptable translation.
*Ballarna is the definite plural of balle, which shares origin with ball in english. So a more literal translation would be ass-balls. In Scania, balle means a buttock; in the rest of Sweden balle means penis, leading tu humorous confusion when a scanian says "Jag har träsmak i ballarna" = "My buttocks feels wooden, they've gone asleep"/"My penises tastes like wood".
**Söderslang; Söder being the old South Side of the city. Poper Söderslang replaces virtually all nouns and verbs with other words, in the same pattern as proper cockney rhyming slang. The origin is disputed, since it's unknown whether it is due to tribalism or a criminal cant.
So "Vad är klockan?"/"What time is it?" becomes "Vad kritschar dinkan?"/"What scratches the dinkums?"
There's also a cant called knoparmoj, which is the chimney-sweepers' language. It's even more incomprehensible.
Pooper. It drives Husbandmouth absolutely crazy.
I first learned of this one many years ago when a delightfully crass male friend was talking with me over (IIRC?) tequila about the logistics of anal sex with straight women, an act which he referred to as "a shot in the pooper," which for some reason tickled me just so at the time and I shot my beverage out of my nose.
It has remained in my brain like a toxoplasmosis spore ever since.
Thank you, Lawrence. I hope you are still sailing the seven seas with a galley full of loose freeloading women, wherever you are.
Glad this was the Top comment; I was just coming to volunteer it so saved me from scrolling. There's just something so deliciously juvenile about it that I snicker every time.
Caboose pretty highly ranked too.
Omg an actual other person who uses pooper.
Only in The Gutter!
I use it, but only in the context of "pooper scooper" for cleaning out cat litter boxes.
You use your ass to clean out cat boxes?
You're twisting my words! My attorney will be leaving a threatening comment any minute now!
😂
Dumper a good alternative too.
Awaiting the first time one comes out in front of my girls.
BTW, Omega finally in hand! Just waiting for temps above freezing to give her a go! Of course while at the FFL a couple other items seemed prudent... Santa wished it so.
It’s good to be Santa.
My kind of Santa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjT0aHHL4w
we call that a poo poker or poking the poo
Ouch - tequila out the nose💥
Would the logistics vary between men and women? #askingforafriend...
In general I think American (straight) women are much more reluctant to do anal than their male partners would prefer.
That's mainly what I'm referring to. But yes, the orifice works the same. I've heard.
That is perhaps one thing we can explain wit the sexual revolution (and pornography) implying that to not like a specific sexual practice means there's something wrong.
Brings those "what state/nation searches for which kind of smut"-maps to mind. I always get a good laugh from those:
"New Yorkers were a bit freakier in their porn proclivities, searching for “foot job” more than any other state and New Jersey was just as wild with their “femdom” hunts. Meanwhile, Mississippi wasn’t as clear. Their most searched term was a typo. 'Mississippi, we hope you found what you were looking for when you searched ‘pron’ more than any other state...'"
From NYP, 20/11/13.
It takes all sorts, apparently.
Anatomical difference is not negligible. Prostate being in proximity (forward) of the anus/colon might make it a much different experience for men than women.
I hate that Substack only gives me space for 5 options including "other. "
Mine is covid inspired, Furry Cleavage Site.
Some day the virus and the vaccine may catch up but so far the furry cleavage site has done in far more men than both combined.
in a proper english accent its an arse, as in mmm nice arse!
We threw the R sound in the harbor with the tea, lobsterback.
But for real, it's weird we chose to diverge on THIS.
Maybe early Presbyterians thought it sounded less scandalous or something.
if i recall the US was 3 or 4 votes away from having german as the national language. i think that might have changed the war
If they had listened to me and named the place Columbia none of this would have happened
see if we hadnt taxed the crap out of your ancestors you wouldnt be living in that wonderful democratic republic you have today, youre welcome
Caboose
A grand use for the word, since they're not on trains anymore.
https://youtu.be/Hjp1fIJ_Epc
The proper term to use is whatever rhymes! (other wordplay also acceptable)
Whoa girl! That derriere is very rare!
or
Can I can-can with that sexy can?
That shitbox rocks!
...Did I do it right?
Peach...sorry
I'm a bit put out....the frikkin app doesn't allow me to see the poll...and all I can hypothesize is it's about booties!
I'm very partial to a nice booty... my last love was a body builder and had a " ghetto booty" as he called it, that you could bounce a quarter 6' high off of. It made a satisfying ,high pitched, *snap*ing sound when I'd slap it walking by...
Yum. 😋
The poll was "your favorite word for butts."
Yep, nothin' better than that nice round, hard, ass. 😏
It was a compilation of hardness. I was spoiled ,for a time 😅
Ass. Nice ass! 😉😂🤣 --- NO R! (Or e.)
Thanks for the usual great laughs!
Being an old southern boy, I like Buttox as in "I got shot in the Buttox sir."
The classic. Do you generally spell it with an X like so?
It just sounds like the way Forrest pronounced it in the movie.
tucas
when I used to drink (which happened to be the years I was most into Zappa and the Mothers), it was poop-chute. [as in "ram it up your poop-chute" , from the song "Broken Hearts are for Assholes". Oh how I miss Zappa]
Husbandmouth adores Zappa. I found him too gonzo at first.
Hee hee, but I love poop chute.
I only wish I could take credit.
My Grandfather, after his third or fourth scotch, was inclined to wax ecstatic about the feminine "fundament".
That is absolutely wonderful.
People had so fucking much better language in ye olde.
Classy-like! My dad used to tickle me,because every Christmas he'd buy my mom z couple of Playtex Brassieres
Trunk. It's the place to put your junk, after all!
badonkadonk. Sorta goes with the whatever rhymes approach; which, yes, GM, I think you got right first try. Happy holidays!
+1 for badonkadonk
Behind. My British buddy always laughs hysterically at “Fanny pack”. “Fanny”. is a different body part reference to the Brits. They call them “bum bags”.
My Grandmother's name was Fanny. Random-ass comment
Did she have a nice can?
I believe so😂
Trunk or Buttocks
Arsle, arsel, röven, ändan, baken, ändalykten, rumpan, roven, roffsen, gumpen, skitan, rövaballarna, sittfläsket, konterfej, akter, säte, stuss.
Should I translate those, maybe?
Please do!
Can do.
Vulgar/profanity:
Arsle/arsel = arse. Röven, roven, roffsen all refers to how you squat when picking root vegetables; "dropping a rutabaga" approx. Skitan = the shitter.
Less vulgar/more humorous:
Ända(lykten) = end as in rear end. Baken = the behind. Rumpan = the rump. Gumpen = lit. a bird's tail feathers, also the oil-producing gland of some birds. Rövaballarna* = buttocks, Scanian dialect. Sittfläsket = lit. sitting-pork, approx. lard-ass. Konterfej; from french contrefait - in a specific Stockholmian sociolect**, fej(a) means face, so konterfej which really means portrait becomes "counterface". Akter = lit. stern of a boat/ship. Säte = seat. Stuss = from old high german stiuz for rear end; slightly homophonous with studs which means bounce; bouncy ass would be an acceptable translation.
*Ballarna is the definite plural of balle, which shares origin with ball in english. So a more literal translation would be ass-balls. In Scania, balle means a buttock; in the rest of Sweden balle means penis, leading tu humorous confusion when a scanian says "Jag har träsmak i ballarna" = "My buttocks feels wooden, they've gone asleep"/"My penises tastes like wood".
**Söderslang; Söder being the old South Side of the city. Poper Söderslang replaces virtually all nouns and verbs with other words, in the same pattern as proper cockney rhyming slang. The origin is disputed, since it's unknown whether it is due to tribalism or a criminal cant.
So "Vad är klockan?"/"What time is it?" becomes "Vad kritschar dinkan?"/"What scratches the dinkums?"
There's also a cant called knoparmoj, which is the chimney-sweepers' language. It's even more incomprehensible.
The Spinal Tap fan in me is partial to "mud flaps".
bum is my favorite, hubby hates it LOL
Turd cutter
😳
Ass.