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Guttermouth's avatar

Could the people who voted "aerial payload dispersal" please comment about WHOSE they are and WHAT they believe the aerosol is?

A few people have expressed this theory to me elsewhere and answers have ranged from China to Bill Gates to Rothschildren (that's how you say that, right?), so I'd love to hear a genuine take.

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John's avatar

Not me, didn't do it, but it's probably more estrogen enhancing vegan soy protein .... nothing says manly like soy bombs...

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Ray's avatar

wasnt me didnt vote for that but it could be anything, biohazards, chemicals

look up Stratospheric Aerosol Injection for weather modification

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Guttermouth's avatar

You're like that guy that answers "I don't know" on the product questions on Amazon. :)

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Ray's avatar

but i dont!

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Perplexity's avatar

It's a dry run. They'll decide what they do with the data from their li'l experiment when they find out a combination of potential effectiveness for various usage, and how wimpy we really have become.

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

Eli rothschildren?

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Guttermouth's avatar

Common error. The correct plural in that instance would be Elis Rothschild.

Like Whoppers Junior or Diets Coke.

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

I have been schooled!

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Guttermouth's avatar

Homeschooled, no less!

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Jimmy Gleeson's avatar

homeschooled is much better than the sad mediocre state education I received up through high school. At least I know the plural of Elvis, is Elvi.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Elvisii.

Romanii ite domum.

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Pluto’s aura's avatar

Excuse to break fast into a hot war perhaps? Blame someone for something we know has been happening for a while now and use it to move troops overseas.

Btw, anyone who has a flag other than their own nationality or adopted sovereignty may want to put up or shut up with their own entry into armed servicery. If they claim they’re too old, they get to enlist their children for the sake of everyone.

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Guttermouth's avatar

It's a really trivial point here, but I feel the same way about the Olympics. "Americans" have a funny habit of competing for their emigrant nation (especially Latin America) and nobody sees this as an indication that there is anything at all cynical about mass migration.

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Bandit's avatar

I agree with that assessment.

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CraigN's avatar

Copy that.

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Pope T-Bone XXL's avatar

Just CCP balloons. They've been sending them over ever since Brandon was led into the oval office by a twelve year old girl waving an ice cream cone.

Somebody in Montana who doesn't work for the government finally noticed one. (We would have noticed earlier but the sky is bigger here and we have shit to do so give us a break).

They let the first one drift all the way across the continent because the Chinese only pay once a balloon hits the Atlantic and they probably wanted to see if us commoners would break away from watching gay men dress up as woman on Tik-Tok long enough to give a shit about a floaty thing.

Why did the Chinese send them? Well, they've already put lead paint on all of our best tasting children's toys, flooded the nation with fentanyl through our southern border, installed Tik-Tok on most porn viewers throughout the land, made John Cena grovel like a little bitch, and let all our leftist politicians young enough to maintain an erection fuck their hottest spys (those too old just get shuttled around by average looking spys). Why not have balloon races over the United States while your waiting on your bio-warfare lab in Wuhan to gain-of-function the shit out of that SARS virus some more. There is plenty of money left over from Eco Health Alliance to pay for the slave labor to make a few balloons and balloon races are fun. Why not?

I blame Jackie Chan.

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Guttermouth's avatar

The simplest explanation is best.

Also, I love laughing like a jackass at Jackie Chan crying every time the CCP refuses him membership because he made American movies and they're so racist that even Cantonese aren't Chinese enough.

Morons on Twitter love calling everyone a bootlicker. THAT man is a bootlicker.

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Carol Anne's avatar

Absolutely hilarious Danny. 🤣. My thoughts exactly.

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Rikard's avatar

China is now making noises about US spy balloons. Hilarious. Obviously, US spys on China. But making such a Tijuana donkey show about it just smacks of incompetence, spite and petulant you-too-ism on both sides.

Happy Monday brought a smile here, it's 23:00 here.

Going to go walk the dogs, check the coops are shuttered properly, and mark my territory in the foot-and-half deep snow and ice.

But fear not! One of our leading Green Party MPs announced today that he will ensure Sweden leaves the arctic so that we can save on power consumption. (Yes, really. He really said that.)

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AndyinBC's avatar

Green Party MPs seem to exhibit similar levels of technical expertise - no matter where they reside. So , sadly, do legislators of many other political stripes. Its a race to the bottom. They're working toward max stupid - and as I have oft declaimed, the politicians are winning!

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CraigN's avatar

That MP planning on some accelerated form of plate tectonics? Maybe the Turkey earthquake was a dry run.

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Rikard's avatar

Believe it or not (Ripley's!) he one-upped himself when asked what he meant. Not only are we to "leave the Arctic", we are to become "liberated from the climate" too!

I think all Greens are like the Atlanteans in "Erik the Viking" when Atlantis starts sinking.

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Perplexity's avatar

Sing-sing! Sing-song! blubb-blubbb-blubbbb

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Perplexity's avatar

Karma for genocide against Armenians and other Christians?

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William Hunter Duncan's avatar

I think it's Brandon, Geez and Blackface in a circle jerk

https://williamhunterduncan.substack.com/p/wuhan-20

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Guttermouth's avatar

I particularly like that Geez has a voice.

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Agent 1-4-9's avatar

I voted aliens because what the hell.

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Guttermouth's avatar

What the hell indeed.

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DeDeFlyover's avatar

They want us looking up, that way we won’t see the toxic crap pouring out of Ohio, and we’ll forget all about the crap unleashed from our taking out Nordstream.

We certainly won’t notice the gazillions pouring out of our coffers (oh wait, we have no coffers, it’s all phony baloney), heading to Oligarchs, congressmen and CEO’s off shore accounts. We might not even notice a Senator hearing “voices”, or the fact that mushbrain’s handlers have pulled our “eyes in the sky” at the border.

God, please let it be aliens. Really, really mad, baddass aliens! Let’s just get this experiment over.

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MotW's avatar

used "something else" for "all of the above" - communist space aliens helped the Chinese build some spy balloons with the aim of dispersing something - aerial solvents, soylents, toxins, the new 'rona, LSD or whatever - either with or without the collusion of (a) faction(s) of the US federal government, conveniently timed (scheduled?) of course.

I dunno, hell, makes as much sense as whatever the mainstream/official spokesholes are going to give us.

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Perplexity's avatar

So THAT's why Musk put a bunch of his factories over there.

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AndyinBC's avatar

After due consideration, I have to go with “Fed-created clusterfuck distraction”. CCP spy balloons is just plain boring. Space aliens only makes sense if said aliens are in cahoots with Putin, or Trump, or somebody - and neither of those guys play well with others. And while "aerial payload dispersal" sounds eminently plausible, I had to weigh the probable payload of the "mysterious objects' against the volume of Earth's atmosphere, and factor in the recent massive, and successful, effort to inject a significant portion of humanity with whatever the hell they shot into our arms. Nope - gotta go with "clusterfuck distraction”. So the question is - WTF are they trying to distract s from?

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Might be easier to ask what they Aint trying to distract us from?

I also voted for the ' clusterfuck distraction' option...because it all boils down to that, no matter what the other categories are.

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AndyinBC's avatar

Hmmmm. Pauses. OK, "they" are trying to distract us - from everything.

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Rikard's avatar

Sound strategy if so. A feint is only a feint until it is succesful, then it becomes the main assault.

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

Anything we might have already gotten tired of, gotten a whiff of, may be fixin to hear about, or might be in the planning stages of...

Did I pull that all together, or am I missing stuff.

I did think about adding a couple examples from each category, but then dismissed that thought when something shiny crossed my field of vision...

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AndyinBC's avatar

You left out "dreaming of...".

And was that "something shiny" "cylindrical" or was it "round"? Was it between 40 K and 60 K feet?

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CraigN's avatar

I went with 'Something else' as I think it is a combination of all the choices other than space aliens and I'm not completely dismissing those either.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Care to speculate in greater detail, or is it just a "fuck if I know" for now?

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CraigN's avatar

I think that this is the 1st time that an object like this was visually detected by the general public and confirmed by others and many other 'like' objects have been floating around. Those objects were likely deployed by various entities, both domestic and foreign, for different purposes. None of those purposes were benevolent.

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Guttermouth's avatar

OK, so you think this is an overlap of multiple, disparate events?

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CraigN's avatar

Correctomundo!

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Jim Marlowe's avatar

"Various entities, both domestic and foreign" Cool we're in an episode of X-files when the scripts were intentionally vague to capture the "mystery" (read save money on scripts).

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Ray's avatar

i left my spaceship in alaska, i think someone took it for a joyride

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Guttermouth's avatar

Don't worry, this whole thing will blow over soon and it's not like the Fed is actually going to take it into custody. Just keep quiet for a few weeks and we'll go pick it up in the middle of the night.

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Ray's avatar

i dont want it back, they scratched the paintjob and fk knows what they did to my clutch

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Guttermouth's avatar

Don't worry, I have a guy.

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

What does one use for space Bondo?

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

* notices how GM invited herself along for a joy ride * 😂

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Guttermouth's avatar

I learned a very long time ago that if you act like you're supposed to be there or that you were always there people roll with it at least 90% of the time.

You wouldn't believe how far it's gotten me in life.

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

I have a knack for " being in the way" whenever people want to move.

It's not really the same thing. 🤣

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Guttermouth's avatar

No, it's not. :-)

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MotW's avatar

heh, blow over...

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Guttermouth's avatar

LIKE UR MOM

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CraigN's avatar

Hey, can I buy a ride on that thing. PLEASE?

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Guttermouth's avatar

Grass, ass, or cash.

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Dr. K's avatar

Ass works...

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Guttermouth's avatar

No fatties.

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Dr. K's avatar

Phew...thought you might have some criteria I couldn't meet...

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Guttermouth's avatar

:-)

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Lysander Spoonbread's avatar

Shit, ya can get a 20'-ish foot balloon for about $300-$500 bucks. A few buds with some $, whiskey, and imagination can have a helluva good time.

But I'll bet H2 and Helium purchases are on the watch list now and your ass is gonna get a knock at the door.

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Prodigal's Journey's avatar

A balloon here and there, and all of a sudden people just forget about the the lizard people. It's aliens this and deep state project that!

Why don't more of us stand up for our overlords?

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Joe Dirt's avatar

I checked yesterday and Amazon is sold out of the low end weather balloons that can carry 5 pounds to 100,000 feet. You can make a heck of a radar reflector that weighs 5 pounds. A few hundred square feet of aluminum foil is all it takes to get a radar return of Independence Day magnitude.

Given that the cheap balloons are sold out on Amazon we will probably be seeing a lot more of this sort of thing. Really it wouldn't even take a weather balloon, you can buy a 6 foot diameter balloon that will lift a pound or so and really no one is tracking those, even the helium isn't necessary, anyone with some high school chemistry, water and a DC power supply can create all the hydrogen needed to create a whole armada of radar reflecting balloon invaders.

I would be willing to bet we see every dickhead out there doing the same shit soon.

But I believe the Alaska "object" was put up by the US government so biden could have it shot down and act all tough on china even though he sold out to them long ago.

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CraigN's avatar

I remember my 10th grade chemistry teacher separating H2O into H and O. He then ran the H into a regular kiddie size balloon and put a match to it. After seeing that I would not want to be anywhere near a 6 foot diameter balloon filled with H and have some sort of combustion event. Just sayin'.

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Joe Dirt's avatar

The sort of people who would do this sort of thing won't think this through clearly. Think of them as members of the "Look ma, no eyebrows" brotherhood.

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Rikard's avatar

Eyebrows grow back though. /voice of experience/

'Course, we didn't use balloons. Pentyl-cord, think you call it det-cord? Good for felling trees.

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

You will be right up there with the press secretary! :-)

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CraigN's avatar

Geez, that was harsh. Don't forget that GM loves axe throwing. Might be coming for you now. 😈

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Guttermouth's avatar

It's okay. I assumed it was an insult, but I didn't really understand why I was being insulted and if I was, I didn't really get the joke, so I felt like it was one of those moments where someone farts during a silent moment or bombs telling a story, and decided to just sit quietly until the moment passed.

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

Cheryl Palen

just now

I am referring to what you plan to be talking about next time... handbags, scented candles, etc. Wasn't insulting you at all...you made fun of content and I assume KGB (what we call her) leaves out content fully. Or doesn't understand what it us....Words in print without tone....messes me up every time. P.S. Love your stuff

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Guttermouth's avatar

You have to understand that writing these in the Dumpster behind a Denny's gives me a very brief attention span, and I had completely forgotten writing that.

The scent profile in here turns on a dime.

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

ha! Nice that you get internet there though....I couldn't pick it up IN a restaurant today!

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Guttermouth's avatar

I think I'm poaching the Wi-Fi from the police cruiser that parks in the back all day. I think they're interviewing informants- I keep seeing young women climbing in and out of the passenger seat all day.

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CraigN's avatar

KGB. God I love that. Probably how she initials whatever documents people have her initial, think parking validations, because that is how clueless she is.

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

thanks and I only call her that because I can't remember her name...blah! :-)

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

see below....wasn't being harsh to GM at all....she was the one who suggested handbags and candles! :-)

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CraigN's avatar

Nah, KGB probably thinks 'handbags' are something you use to handle food when gloves are not available.

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Rikard's avatar

An axe throwing press secretary would be a welcome change from (Tucker Carlsson voice) Catherine Jean Pierre!

I recommend a francisca, it's weighted for throwing.

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Guttermouth's avatar

The first axes I learned at all how to throw were tomahawks with the longer "peace pipe"-style handles. But it's been over 20 years.

I recently managed to get some Viking-style hand axes on the board (pre-injury), but no great shakes.

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Rikard's avatar

Closest I've gotten to throwing axes is when the handle and the head decide to divorce mid-swing when chopping firewood.

Always good for the BP, that split-second when the head flies into a wall; duck or stand still?

Was quite good with a throwing stick back in the day - make it a yard long piece of gnarly root, slightly curved with a lumpy knob on one end.

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Guttermouth's avatar

We fixed gutters this weekend and I had a six-inch roofing nail just plop straight down ten feet past my face, missing it by about a half inch. I just kind of stood there bemused and wondered if people could actually get killed by icicles that way.

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Rikard's avatar

They can, if there's enough distance for acceleration. A one kilo icicle is enough if it falls from the sixth floor or so.

It has long been part of our regs for property owners that they are to remove icicles from all parts overhanging streets and sidewalks.

While deaths are rare (I think 1/ten years atmost), injuries happen every winter.

I've had one hit my sleeve once, years ago. It fell from a five-storey building in town and sliced the fabric like a butcher's knife. One of those "Am I hurt? Did I shit myself?"-moments.

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

I will remember that....somehow axes and beer don't combine well! (Only if she aimed it at the correct person....)

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Phisto Sobanii's avatar

I’m still laughing my ass off at the F-22 memes.

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Sathanas Juggernaut's avatar

Psy-op innit. Even if the balloon is everything they claim it's still a load of drama to get the plebs on the march for war

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Canny Granny's avatar

People have seen unidentified objects in the sky since there have been people: cave drawings, ufos in paintings from several centuries ago, stone carvings, and all those sightings the government has denied for years. There could well be something in the sky although that was not my vote. Angels may even use physical transportation for all I know. I hope it’s angels. We need lots of help down here, but I know it doesn’t work that way. The one thing I do know is that there is a reason the government is reporting on it and it’s not to be honest or helpful. I see it as a wag the dog.

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Perplexity's avatar

How about a modification of the above options:

Test run to determine efficacy of such 'UFO' mechanisms for aerial dispersal (chem/bio/rad) , EMP vulnerability and effectiveness, and whatever else the CCP might have up it's sleeve.

Or it could be something relatively 'harmless' like, oh, they're still spying on us.

Meanwhile, some psycho from New Jersesy decided to shoot a bunch of people on the MSU campus, and most of the schools within 15 miles are shut down even the 'alleged' perpetrator shot himself in the head when comfronted by the cops several miles away from the shooting sceneS. Of course our illustrious state gubmint is hedging about concerning this being a unique problem for our country. Apparently she hasn't read further than her nose to realise that when people don't have personal bang-sticks, they just use something else that goes buum, or a machette or something. The problem is psychos, not sharp objects and things that go buum.

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John Henry Holliday, DDS's avatar

OK. Here goes: I know this sounds like "I know a guy who knows a guy" but I really DO know a guy who knows a guy who REALLY knows what's going on. It is BS.

No need to sight your AK for flying objects, Guttermouth. At least not the extraterrestrial type.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Don't worry, I'm not losing any sleep over the dumb things.

And I'd be using my T/C 308 LRS for such a job.

Thanks for stoppin' in, doc.

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Integrity and Karma's avatar

BTW...did anyone else notice that hag, Hillary Clinton, call out today for an end to our cash society?? As is always in her ' top of mind '( gods I gate that term)...it's for our own good.

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The Inmate's avatar

Grab some popcorn and a comfy chair, probably alcohol is a good choice too. Enjoy the show!

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