“Look up there!… hey, does anyone hear a train having a heart attack?”
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Clarity of terms:
By “Fed-created clusterfuck distraction,” I mean a planned and purpose-built puppet show with the express goal of creating a distracting event, not simply seizing on another cause and using it as a distraction from other things.
I know this is probably the least urgent thing happening right now, but there’s a possibility it isn’t, and in any case, it’s in all our heads whether we’re annoyed or something else, so I wanted to have fun with some wild speculation and it’s not like I can control anything.
I honestly don’t know WTF to make of it. I voted for the Chinese take-out option because I feel like it’s the most parsimonious and would be the least surprising, but that’s why I’m so interested in what Gutterballs think.
Happy Monday.
Wasn’t that fun? Next time maybe we’ll review handbags or scented candles or beard cream or something. CONTENT!
Could the people who voted "aerial payload dispersal" please comment about WHOSE they are and WHAT they believe the aerosol is?
A few people have expressed this theory to me elsewhere and answers have ranged from China to Bill Gates to Rothschildren (that's how you say that, right?), so I'd love to hear a genuine take.
Excuse to break fast into a hot war perhaps? Blame someone for something we know has been happening for a while now and use it to move troops overseas.
Btw, anyone who has a flag other than their own nationality or adopted sovereignty may want to put up or shut up with their own entry into armed servicery. If they claim they’re too old, they get to enlist their children for the sake of everyone.
Just CCP balloons. They've been sending them over ever since Brandon was led into the oval office by a twelve year old girl waving an ice cream cone.
Somebody in Montana who doesn't work for the government finally noticed one. (We would have noticed earlier but the sky is bigger here and we have shit to do so give us a break).
They let the first one drift all the way across the continent because the Chinese only pay once a balloon hits the Atlantic and they probably wanted to see if us commoners would break away from watching gay men dress up as woman on Tik-Tok long enough to give a shit about a floaty thing.
Why did the Chinese send them? Well, they've already put lead paint on all of our best tasting children's toys, flooded the nation with fentanyl through our southern border, installed Tik-Tok on most porn viewers throughout the land, made John Cena grovel like a little bitch, and let all our leftist politicians young enough to maintain an erection fuck their hottest spys (those too old just get shuttled around by average looking spys). Why not have balloon races over the United States while your waiting on your bio-warfare lab in Wuhan to gain-of-function the shit out of that SARS virus some more. There is plenty of money left over from Eco Health Alliance to pay for the slave labor to make a few balloons and balloon races are fun. Why not?
China is now making noises about US spy balloons. Hilarious. Obviously, US spys on China. But making such a Tijuana donkey show about it just smacks of incompetence, spite and petulant you-too-ism on both sides.
Happy Monday brought a smile here, it's 23:00 here.
Going to go walk the dogs, check the coops are shuttered properly, and mark my territory in the foot-and-half deep snow and ice.
But fear not! One of our leading Green Party MPs announced today that he will ensure Sweden leaves the arctic so that we can save on power consumption. (Yes, really. He really said that.)
They want us looking up, that way we won’t see the toxic crap pouring out of Ohio, and we’ll forget all about the crap unleashed from our taking out Nordstream.
We certainly won’t notice the gazillions pouring out of our coffers (oh wait, we have no coffers, it’s all phony baloney), heading to Oligarchs, congressmen and CEO’s off shore accounts. We might not even notice a Senator hearing “voices”, or the fact that mushbrain’s handlers have pulled our “eyes in the sky” at the border.
God, please let it be aliens. Really, really mad, baddass aliens! Let’s just get this experiment over.
used "something else" for "all of the above" - communist space aliens helped the Chinese build some spy balloons with the aim of dispersing something - aerial solvents, soylents, toxins, the new 'rona, LSD or whatever - either with or without the collusion of (a) faction(s) of the US federal government, conveniently timed (scheduled?) of course.
I dunno, hell, makes as much sense as whatever the mainstream/official spokesholes are going to give us.
After due consideration, I have to go with “Fed-created clusterfuck distraction”. CCP spy balloons is just plain boring. Space aliens only makes sense if said aliens are in cahoots with Putin, or Trump, or somebody - and neither of those guys play well with others. And while "aerial payload dispersal" sounds eminently plausible, I had to weigh the probable payload of the "mysterious objects' against the volume of Earth's atmosphere, and factor in the recent massive, and successful, effort to inject a significant portion of humanity with whatever the hell they shot into our arms. Nope - gotta go with "clusterfuck distraction”. So the question is - WTF are they trying to distract s from?
I checked yesterday and Amazon is sold out of the low end weather balloons that can carry 5 pounds to 100,000 feet. You can make a heck of a radar reflector that weighs 5 pounds. A few hundred square feet of aluminum foil is all it takes to get a radar return of Independence Day magnitude.
Given that the cheap balloons are sold out on Amazon we will probably be seeing a lot more of this sort of thing. Really it wouldn't even take a weather balloon, you can buy a 6 foot diameter balloon that will lift a pound or so and really no one is tracking those, even the helium isn't necessary, anyone with some high school chemistry, water and a DC power supply can create all the hydrogen needed to create a whole armada of radar reflecting balloon invaders.
I would be willing to bet we see every dickhead out there doing the same shit soon.
But I believe the Alaska "object" was put up by the US government so biden could have it shot down and act all tough on china even though he sold out to them long ago.
People have seen unidentified objects in the sky since there have been people: cave drawings, ufos in paintings from several centuries ago, stone carvings, and all those sightings the government has denied for years. There could well be something in the sky although that was not my vote. Angels may even use physical transportation for all I know. I hope it’s angels. We need lots of help down here, but I know it doesn’t work that way. The one thing I do know is that there is a reason the government is reporting on it and it’s not to be honest or helpful. I see it as a wag the dog.
Test run to determine efficacy of such 'UFO' mechanisms for aerial dispersal (chem/bio/rad) , EMP vulnerability and effectiveness, and whatever else the CCP might have up it's sleeve.
Or it could be something relatively 'harmless' like, oh, they're still spying on us.
Meanwhile, some psycho from New Jersesy decided to shoot a bunch of people on the MSU campus, and most of the schools within 15 miles are shut down even the 'alleged' perpetrator shot himself in the head when comfronted by the cops several miles away from the shooting sceneS. Of course our illustrious state gubmint is hedging about concerning this being a unique problem for our country. Apparently she hasn't read further than her nose to realise that when people don't have personal bang-sticks, they just use something else that goes buum, or a machette or something. The problem is psychos, not sharp objects and things that go buum.
OK. Here goes: I know this sounds like "I know a guy who knows a guy" but I really DO know a guy who knows a guy who REALLY knows what's going on. It is BS.
No need to sight your AK for flying objects, Guttermouth. At least not the extraterrestrial type.
BTW...did anyone else notice that hag, Hillary Clinton, call out today for an end to our cash society?? As is always in her ' top of mind '( gods I gate that term)...it's for our own good.
Could the people who voted "aerial payload dispersal" please comment about WHOSE they are and WHAT they believe the aerosol is?
A few people have expressed this theory to me elsewhere and answers have ranged from China to Bill Gates to Rothschildren (that's how you say that, right?), so I'd love to hear a genuine take.
Excuse to break fast into a hot war perhaps? Blame someone for something we know has been happening for a while now and use it to move troops overseas.
Btw, anyone who has a flag other than their own nationality or adopted sovereignty may want to put up or shut up with their own entry into armed servicery. If they claim they’re too old, they get to enlist their children for the sake of everyone.
Just CCP balloons. They've been sending them over ever since Brandon was led into the oval office by a twelve year old girl waving an ice cream cone.
Somebody in Montana who doesn't work for the government finally noticed one. (We would have noticed earlier but the sky is bigger here and we have shit to do so give us a break).
They let the first one drift all the way across the continent because the Chinese only pay once a balloon hits the Atlantic and they probably wanted to see if us commoners would break away from watching gay men dress up as woman on Tik-Tok long enough to give a shit about a floaty thing.
Why did the Chinese send them? Well, they've already put lead paint on all of our best tasting children's toys, flooded the nation with fentanyl through our southern border, installed Tik-Tok on most porn viewers throughout the land, made John Cena grovel like a little bitch, and let all our leftist politicians young enough to maintain an erection fuck their hottest spys (those too old just get shuttled around by average looking spys). Why not have balloon races over the United States while your waiting on your bio-warfare lab in Wuhan to gain-of-function the shit out of that SARS virus some more. There is plenty of money left over from Eco Health Alliance to pay for the slave labor to make a few balloons and balloon races are fun. Why not?
I blame Jackie Chan.
China is now making noises about US spy balloons. Hilarious. Obviously, US spys on China. But making such a Tijuana donkey show about it just smacks of incompetence, spite and petulant you-too-ism on both sides.
Happy Monday brought a smile here, it's 23:00 here.
Going to go walk the dogs, check the coops are shuttered properly, and mark my territory in the foot-and-half deep snow and ice.
But fear not! One of our leading Green Party MPs announced today that he will ensure Sweden leaves the arctic so that we can save on power consumption. (Yes, really. He really said that.)
I think it's Brandon, Geez and Blackface in a circle jerk
https://williamhunterduncan.substack.com/p/wuhan-20
I voted aliens because what the hell.
They want us looking up, that way we won’t see the toxic crap pouring out of Ohio, and we’ll forget all about the crap unleashed from our taking out Nordstream.
We certainly won’t notice the gazillions pouring out of our coffers (oh wait, we have no coffers, it’s all phony baloney), heading to Oligarchs, congressmen and CEO’s off shore accounts. We might not even notice a Senator hearing “voices”, or the fact that mushbrain’s handlers have pulled our “eyes in the sky” at the border.
God, please let it be aliens. Really, really mad, baddass aliens! Let’s just get this experiment over.
used "something else" for "all of the above" - communist space aliens helped the Chinese build some spy balloons with the aim of dispersing something - aerial solvents, soylents, toxins, the new 'rona, LSD or whatever - either with or without the collusion of (a) faction(s) of the US federal government, conveniently timed (scheduled?) of course.
I dunno, hell, makes as much sense as whatever the mainstream/official spokesholes are going to give us.
After due consideration, I have to go with “Fed-created clusterfuck distraction”. CCP spy balloons is just plain boring. Space aliens only makes sense if said aliens are in cahoots with Putin, or Trump, or somebody - and neither of those guys play well with others. And while "aerial payload dispersal" sounds eminently plausible, I had to weigh the probable payload of the "mysterious objects' against the volume of Earth's atmosphere, and factor in the recent massive, and successful, effort to inject a significant portion of humanity with whatever the hell they shot into our arms. Nope - gotta go with "clusterfuck distraction”. So the question is - WTF are they trying to distract s from?
I went with 'Something else' as I think it is a combination of all the choices other than space aliens and I'm not completely dismissing those either.
i left my spaceship in alaska, i think someone took it for a joyride
Shit, ya can get a 20'-ish foot balloon for about $300-$500 bucks. A few buds with some $, whiskey, and imagination can have a helluva good time.
But I'll bet H2 and Helium purchases are on the watch list now and your ass is gonna get a knock at the door.
A balloon here and there, and all of a sudden people just forget about the the lizard people. It's aliens this and deep state project that!
Why don't more of us stand up for our overlords?
I checked yesterday and Amazon is sold out of the low end weather balloons that can carry 5 pounds to 100,000 feet. You can make a heck of a radar reflector that weighs 5 pounds. A few hundred square feet of aluminum foil is all it takes to get a radar return of Independence Day magnitude.
Given that the cheap balloons are sold out on Amazon we will probably be seeing a lot more of this sort of thing. Really it wouldn't even take a weather balloon, you can buy a 6 foot diameter balloon that will lift a pound or so and really no one is tracking those, even the helium isn't necessary, anyone with some high school chemistry, water and a DC power supply can create all the hydrogen needed to create a whole armada of radar reflecting balloon invaders.
I would be willing to bet we see every dickhead out there doing the same shit soon.
But I believe the Alaska "object" was put up by the US government so biden could have it shot down and act all tough on china even though he sold out to them long ago.
You will be right up there with the press secretary! :-)
I’m still laughing my ass off at the F-22 memes.
Psy-op innit. Even if the balloon is everything they claim it's still a load of drama to get the plebs on the march for war
People have seen unidentified objects in the sky since there have been people: cave drawings, ufos in paintings from several centuries ago, stone carvings, and all those sightings the government has denied for years. There could well be something in the sky although that was not my vote. Angels may even use physical transportation for all I know. I hope it’s angels. We need lots of help down here, but I know it doesn’t work that way. The one thing I do know is that there is a reason the government is reporting on it and it’s not to be honest or helpful. I see it as a wag the dog.
How about a modification of the above options:
Test run to determine efficacy of such 'UFO' mechanisms for aerial dispersal (chem/bio/rad) , EMP vulnerability and effectiveness, and whatever else the CCP might have up it's sleeve.
Or it could be something relatively 'harmless' like, oh, they're still spying on us.
Meanwhile, some psycho from New Jersesy decided to shoot a bunch of people on the MSU campus, and most of the schools within 15 miles are shut down even the 'alleged' perpetrator shot himself in the head when comfronted by the cops several miles away from the shooting sceneS. Of course our illustrious state gubmint is hedging about concerning this being a unique problem for our country. Apparently she hasn't read further than her nose to realise that when people don't have personal bang-sticks, they just use something else that goes buum, or a machette or something. The problem is psychos, not sharp objects and things that go buum.
OK. Here goes: I know this sounds like "I know a guy who knows a guy" but I really DO know a guy who knows a guy who REALLY knows what's going on. It is BS.
No need to sight your AK for flying objects, Guttermouth. At least not the extraterrestrial type.
BTW...did anyone else notice that hag, Hillary Clinton, call out today for an end to our cash society?? As is always in her ' top of mind '( gods I gate that term)...it's for our own good.
Grab some popcorn and a comfy chair, probably alcohol is a good choice too. Enjoy the show!