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"Who was killed, Joe?"

I've noticed that whenever the government or corporate media uses the passive tense in their propaganda, it's usually because they don't want to say who actually did the thing to whom, or to go into any detail whatsoever regarding the circumstances.

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Grind it out, Guttermouth. Train your body for the future multi-day firefights against Klaus' army of Orcs.

I love the anniversary revolver. Last year I got Cimarron's "Man With No Name" in .38 Special. Fun! Still, at heart, I am a rifle man.

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Surely a deep fake wouldn't be That f'ing creepy intentionally??? I mean...you'd do something about his eyes and keep the hair...

I need to check if my hastily made subscription to Alex Berenson has run out yet- I haven't clicked on that egotistical bastard for we over 6 months...I should move my scrip over to the one page that doesn't care if I drop the F bomb...

How much melatonin are you taking at night, and do you have any and all light sources set to non- blue lights after say... 9pm ? Or wear blue blockers?

I learned, the hard way, that melatonin will convert to serotonin in the presence of " daylight" years ago...

I've someone close willing to sell me Blue Fox(?) Rabbirs which have amazing pelts and excellent meat apparently...but I worry about feeding them as I live in the woods ...forage no Bueno...

We'll be here...essay or no. 😊

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My neighbor has chickens. He also has dogs to guard the cattle and horses. When he gets a new dog he has a method of dealing with it if the dog kills one of his chickens. He ties the chicken around the dogs neck for a couple of days. The dog does not kill anymore chickens.

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Jul 30, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

sounds like doggo 3 is having a wonderful time!

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“Don’t Shed on Me” T was broken in at recent extended-family gathering. A couple relatives chuckled and made complimentary remarks. Most ignored it and a few stared in stony silence - either reading and/or processing. Caught hell from immediate family, unfortunately. I’ll call that a success.

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Out of corn dogs 🤣🤣

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on the topic of meat rabbits:

when I was young and fully rural, we had meat rabbits. I don't remember the breed.

they were awesome. quiet, easy maintenance, waste could be used as fertilizer without having to cure it like chickens, and oh man did they taste good. comparable to or better than farm chicken.

we successfully substituted rabbit in any and all chicken recipes.

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Ashwaganda can help with getting to sleep in my experience. I used to use it until finally I got so relaxed I became too lazy to make it.

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I loved reading about Dog #3, my #1 Dog died this week and I am having a hell of a time with it…I’d put up with just about any kind of pissing right about now

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After all the destruction I'd be processing the dog first lol

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