I started making a mental list of all the lines that made me guffaw out loud, but there were too many and I just gave up keeping track.
That was a hysterical description of a harrowing adventure. I am gobsmacked by the upbeat ending—it is a testament to his Viking fighting spirit that he survived the murder-for-pay hospitals.
And now I see where you get your foul-mouthed indomitable spirit!
P.S. I hope you turn your family tales into a book and give David Sedaris some competition!
This was quite the novella. You are a remarkable author. One moment I was laughing my ass off, the next moment I was holding my breath, wondering how Dad was going to make out. You are a blessed daughter to take him in after all these shenanigans. I look forward to your future endeavors!
I was literally feeling every word , your humor was like my own dark joking about the experiences I myself have unfortunately had ..
I've cared for many friends parents , friends , family , to both my dad and FIL in home hospice. First , big hug
Second , I'm so grateful to find such intelligent , humorous people who contribute so much to the much needed debate , but also the support for one another . We literally have so much in common , including "Gutter mouth " as I was called by my Dad a few times !
I unfortunately am stuck waiting to see if my hostile , double jabbed , previously injured (MMR 2x hospitalized) son will have more issues besides the heart ones I cannot mention -
Jfc. I knew you were dealing with a lot. A few of the incidents are similar to situations with my grandmother. The hallucinations Fathermouth (love that) had were frightening absolutely. I wonder if that Alzheimer's medication (or other things they gave him that weren't in his take-home med list) is the cause?
Love the Cowboy Bebop anime reference. Ed and Ein are the BEST! Maybe you should get a corgi or two to herd your livestock. They're incredible dogs. Both of the ones I had were instinctive herders.
Thanks for the bullet point that made me laugh while also putting a lump in my throat. Sucks you and dadmouth had to go thru that; doesn't suck you could make some art out of it all. Plus I learned about hospital dementia, which now explains that episode with Uncle Marcel....
I started making a mental list of all the lines that made me guffaw out loud, but there were too many and I just gave up keeping track.
That was a hysterical description of a harrowing adventure. I am gobsmacked by the upbeat ending—it is a testament to his Viking fighting spirit that he survived the murder-for-pay hospitals.
And now I see where you get your foul-mouthed indomitable spirit!
P.S. I hope you turn your family tales into a book and give David Sedaris some competition!
So glad you decided to start writing. You have a delightfully direct and entertaining style. 👏👏
Husbandmouth and Guttermouth LOL!
This was quite the novella. You are a remarkable author. One moment I was laughing my ass off, the next moment I was holding my breath, wondering how Dad was going to make out. You are a blessed daughter to take him in after all these shenanigans. I look forward to your future endeavors!
I was literally feeling every word , your humor was like my own dark joking about the experiences I myself have unfortunately had ..
I've cared for many friends parents , friends , family , to both my dad and FIL in home hospice. First , big hug
Second , I'm so grateful to find such intelligent , humorous people who contribute so much to the much needed debate , but also the support for one another . We literally have so much in common , including "Gutter mouth " as I was called by my Dad a few times !
I unfortunately am stuck waiting to see if my hostile , double jabbed , previously injured (MMR 2x hospitalized) son will have more issues besides the heart ones I cannot mention -
Thanks so much for the belly laugh.
Jfc. I knew you were dealing with a lot. A few of the incidents are similar to situations with my grandmother. The hallucinations Fathermouth (love that) had were frightening absolutely. I wonder if that Alzheimer's medication (or other things they gave him that weren't in his take-home med list) is the cause?
So, if I'm reading you correctly Guttermouth, what you are saying is that life has been pretty damn boring on the ol' farmstead.
So no chance of any kind of medical explanation as to WTF caused all that?
Love the Cowboy Bebop anime reference. Ed and Ein are the BEST! Maybe you should get a corgi or two to herd your livestock. They're incredible dogs. Both of the ones I had were instinctive herders.
I'm sure he'll be first in line for another booster, right?
Holy shit Guttermouth. That's an incredible and horrifying story. Can I repost that on my article?
https://bherr.substack.com/p/what-is-your-war-story?r=rsz2a
Wow.
I love your writing and your strength.
Well done.
Holy fuck. ((((((Guttermouth)))))) < - hug
Please don't forget us, your first paid subscribers, when you are famous.
Between Biden's free crack pipe and a weekly post from you, I'll be set. I know the pipe is fake news. I hope you'll write once a week though.
Thanks for the bullet point that made me laugh while also putting a lump in my throat. Sucks you and dadmouth had to go thru that; doesn't suck you could make some art out of it all. Plus I learned about hospital dementia, which now explains that episode with Uncle Marcel....
I'm exhausted!!!