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How refreshing to see Grace Jones again.

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May 21, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

One of the greatest movies ever made is Conan the Barbarian. It's got everything except space ships. Just looking at the poster makes you stand up straighter, I swear.

And the short stories and novels and the magazine/comic books! Both the regular one and Savage Sword! Lin Carter, Roy Thomas and Sprague de Camp's great scripts and Ernie Chan's, John Buscema's and so many other great wrtiers and artists, pure distilled awesomeness!

Howard's stories about King Kull, Bran Mak Morn and Solomon Kane are great yarns as well, truly they are.

Still can't read "Beyond the Black River" without misting up, when Slasher makes his last stand.

"He was a man," said Conan. "I drink to his shade, and to the shade of the dog, who knew no fear." He quaffed part of the wine, then emptied the rest upon the floor, with a curious heathen gesture, and smashed the goblet. "The heads of ten Picts shall pay for his, and seven heads for the dog, who was a better warrior than many a man."

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May 21, 2022·edited May 22, 2022Liked by Guttermouth

I haven’t seen Conan, the Barbarian in 40 years. Husband and I took my much younger bother, who admired greatly Conan’s dining habits. The line I will never forget is , “Do you want to live forever?” Red Sonia

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Just FYI, I'd love it if you/Brothermouth eventually added a dark blue shirt option. I look shit in black.

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I thought elephants were no longer in the circus because animals are people, too...

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