I just felt like doing this for fun while on a loooong conference call. Consider it an open thread for anyone who wants to vent or discuss the, as a certain Senator refers to it, "the events of 8/8." Or just take it as a sign that I'm padding my stack activity with low-effort content and cancel your subscription while you can. :)
As a retired LEO, who’s participated in both RAIDS and WARRANT SERVICE, I can attest that Mondays stunt was most definitely a RAID. But then they also redefined “vaccine” and millions of sheep still believe that new meaning, so...
Originally a mounted attack according to my etymology dictionary.
The vikings depicted are clearly not raiding, they are performing a mostly peacful protest against the christian cultural colonialism as practiced by the monks. Support VLM - Viking Lives Matter!
In other pews, mews, news, I have spent the day on top of a 8 meter ladder holding a 3 meter rod with a paintbrush on the end, painting the south side of the house (last chance before the wet season) and enjoyed fun in the sun with horseflies, wasps, various bloodsuckers and so on investing my facial nooks and crannies.
On the other hand, the wife made pyttipanna and we're having home-made bilberry sherbet for afters, and a g&t n the porch (which is due to mr Gardner bringing g&t:s up in a thread somewhere the other day). Internet tells me the closest british and US foods are (the awesomely named!) "Bubble and squeak" and "Potatoes O'Brien" respectively.
And - may wonders never cease! - the wife got her tax returns! Equal to a full month's pay!
Personally I feel much safer knowing that the Russian Spy trump with strange urination habits, that should have been impeached for trying to extort the poor government of Ukraine, must have evidence of a crime. Yes I know we could not find any evidence of his certain criminality in all 8 of his attorneys homes that we RAIDED at 4am in front of cameras from CNN, but this time it's different.
Gotta love this post! I’m sharing with my conservative friends/family, it will make me feel better. All the libs and progressives are smug and condescending today. Fuck them.
To be read aloud in Simpson's Comic Book guy voice: "That is a computer graphics card, not a redundant array of computer disks. If you disagree, I will sell you my first edition Steve Allen Pog for $1 million."
At the jail in Mazatlan in the seventies, every morning everybody had to go out to the yard while the guards came in the sleeping areas to tap the floor sounding for tunnels and searching for drugs. At a longer, surprise interval, a large group of police would suddenly conduct a more thorough search, and sometimes one of the dealers inside would be arrested and interrogated, encouraged to talk by perhaps having his head submerged in a toilet bowl. So you might conclude they were pretty serious about finding drugs. Actually though, after a while I found out that these more extensive searches were when the drugs were DELIVERED. The police were only searching for any upstart independent dealers who didn’t have a proper “franchise.”
I just felt like doing this for fun while on a loooong conference call. Consider it an open thread for anyone who wants to vent or discuss the, as a certain Senator refers to it, "the events of 8/8." Or just take it as a sign that I'm padding my stack activity with low-effort content and cancel your subscription while you can. :)
"How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Shitposting"
One of your finer posts, Gutter! Especially appreciate the RAID card. ;)
As a retired LEO, who’s participated in both RAIDS and WARRANT SERVICE, I can attest that Mondays stunt was most definitely a RAID. But then they also redefined “vaccine” and millions of sheep still believe that new meaning, so...
my door opens outwards, its gonna be fun listening to the pigs trying to get in, they better bring an axe!
when will they change the meaning of the word definition?
Originally a mounted attack according to my etymology dictionary.
The vikings depicted are clearly not raiding, they are performing a mostly peacful protest against the christian cultural colonialism as practiced by the monks. Support VLM - Viking Lives Matter!
In other pews, mews, news, I have spent the day on top of a 8 meter ladder holding a 3 meter rod with a paintbrush on the end, painting the south side of the house (last chance before the wet season) and enjoyed fun in the sun with horseflies, wasps, various bloodsuckers and so on investing my facial nooks and crannies.
On the other hand, the wife made pyttipanna and we're having home-made bilberry sherbet for afters, and a g&t n the porch (which is due to mr Gardner bringing g&t:s up in a thread somewhere the other day). Internet tells me the closest british and US foods are (the awesomely named!) "Bubble and squeak" and "Potatoes O'Brien" respectively.
And - may wonders never cease! - the wife got her tax returns! Equal to a full month's pay!
Personally I feel much safer knowing that the Russian Spy trump with strange urination habits, that should have been impeached for trying to extort the poor government of Ukraine, must have evidence of a crime. Yes I know we could not find any evidence of his certain criminality in all 8 of his attorneys homes that we RAIDED at 4am in front of cameras from CNN, but this time it's different.
Gotta love this post! I’m sharing with my conservative friends/family, it will make me feel better. All the libs and progressives are smug and condescending today. Fuck them.
I’m waiting for the definition change.
To be read aloud in Simpson's Comic Book guy voice: "That is a computer graphics card, not a redundant array of computer disks. If you disagree, I will sell you my first edition Steve Allen Pog for $1 million."
I used to be in a lot of raids back in my World of Warcraft days.
Ahhh, Lindisfarne
https://www.britannica.com/event/Lindisfarne-Raid
At the jail in Mazatlan in the seventies, every morning everybody had to go out to the yard while the guards came in the sleeping areas to tap the floor sounding for tunnels and searching for drugs. At a longer, surprise interval, a large group of police would suddenly conduct a more thorough search, and sometimes one of the dealers inside would be arrested and interrogated, encouraged to talk by perhaps having his head submerged in a toilet bowl. So you might conclude they were pretty serious about finding drugs. Actually though, after a while I found out that these more extensive searches were when the drugs were DELIVERED. The police were only searching for any upstart independent dealers who didn’t have a proper “franchise.”