Time for another fun audience participation thing. Yo dawg, I heard you like polls.
Steve Gutenberg has the week off.
Are any of the following likely to happen?
I want to hear all your other predictions- serious and silly (but I’m honestly interested in the serious ones).
Today is slaughter day and is ridiculous, so I banged this out over the weekend to self-destruct today. Have fun.
I’ll probably do better tomorrow. Probably.
Alien invasion, only it stalls when everyone assumes that it's just Project Bluebeam. After a month of trying to convince everyone that no, goddamnit, they're real, ET gets frustrated and goes home.
Biden strokes out during a press conference and dies shortly after, but it's covered up with a mixture of CGI and ChatGPT. Everyone knows but pretends not to due to the marked improvement in the competence of the executive branch. In related news, AI is declared sentient following a Nature paper revealing that 90% of the Western population is unable to pass the Turing Test.
US moves to war footing and the media begins promoting martial and masculine virtues. NPCs start lifting in large numbers. In protest, the dissident right manosphere embraces soy and weed.
My friend had a heart attack. She’s a granny like me! She took the JJ in June 21. Maybe not a factor! She didn’t mention anything about thinking it could be a cause! She even said at one time they stopped people from dying. She wondered if her friends who died in hospital from Covid would have lived if they took a quacksine. I told her the protocols were probably what killed them.
I have a prediction that I hope will not come true. It’s that more adverse effects show up and most people still will not be aware.
Btw, my friend was forced to take it by her son or else not see her grandkids.