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TexBat's avatar

That’s exactly how I dispose of my feed store receipts so my husband doesn’t find out how many chicks we have

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Guttermouth's avatar

So just like 6, right?

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baker charlie's avatar

Bwaaaah!

But my hen just hatched seven. I hope that makes me a grandma of sorts..

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TexBat's avatar

What kind? I just put some jubilee Orpington eggs under my broody Buffy orp

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baker charlie's avatar

Wow, I missed this...I put some easter eggers under my buff. They are mixed with Jubilee Orp, so I might keep a rooster. They seem to also have Brahma and some blue chicken beside the Americuana (and I have one little roo with no tail...) I love my buffs.

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Keahi's avatar

They're so gorgeous.

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Keahi's avatar

Buff Orps Rule!!!

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baker charlie's avatar

Oh heck yeah!

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Keahi's avatar

You need to buy them from us. For just an additional $5, we will print out a bogus receipt for you to leave around for your husband to see. Just like Harley Davidson. Hint: don't actually show it to him, you want to play it cool and be like, oh is that okay? What he won't know won't hurt him. Then think of the fun gaslighting! "What do you mean, dear? We only have one rooster!"

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The Ungovernable's avatar

This is the type of content I come here for. 😍

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Guttermouth's avatar

That's so sad. I'm so sorry.

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The Ungovernable's avatar

NGL, you’re making me want to pay for your Sub now! 🙃

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Guttermouth's avatar

Oh no, don't do that 🙄

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The Ungovernable's avatar

Too late, lady! You’ve won my heart! ❤️

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AndyinBC's avatar

Exemplary application of scientific methodology! The Nobel people have been notified..

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Guttermouth's avatar

Hey, Barry got his for doing nothing. I at least scrubbed the bowl and drew a dong on a legal pad.

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Rikard's avatar

So, you're overqualified is what you're saying?

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Sirka Sie's avatar

😂

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Perplexity's avatar

"That's a duck, not a dick," Samuel L. Jackson (as "Mitch Henessey")

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

I can't trust your science because you're not wearing three masks, an extra large Hermès scarf, nor have you had 5 Coof shots. AND we're not supposed to be doing our own research SO THERE! 😝 /sarc

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Guttermouth's avatar

How do YOU know? You can't see that in the pictures.

On purpose.

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Maria Romana's avatar

No, no, no. You've got it wrong. We're NOT supposed to do our own research. Don't you remember? Private citizens are not allowed, er, incapable of, independent and critical thought! Please, get this right before they come raid your house!

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Guttermouth's avatar

I actually work for NIAID. All my rage for the past three years has been from Fauci honking my boob at a Christmas party.

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Perplexity's avatar

He could reach?

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Guttermouth's avatar

I was leaning over to pour his punch. It was all very juvenile.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

OMG. Galactic!

Maybe the new CDC guidance for moneyPox will be to triple mask their ass?

Probably more effective than putting a face diaper on!

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

"Mind the Gap" had never been so applicable! 🤣

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

hahaha

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la chevalerie vit's avatar

Was this independently-funded science, or, say, funded by a grant from a government agency, e.g. DARPA.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Even better! It wasn't funded AT ALL. And I have no qualifications whatsoever that might create a bias or conflict of interest.

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Perplexity's avatar

And therefor obviously it can't be happening.

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Guttermouth's avatar

I don't even remember it occurring now.

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Perplexity's avatar

Remember what occurring?

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

This farce keeps going on and on like cheap toilet paper.

At this point, the folks who believe this...er...crap...are the ones who are dumb enough to think the one-ply of the two-ply toilet paper is better for keeping in touch with their inner self!

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Canny Granny's avatar

I’d like a bat like that.

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Dr Mike Yeadon's avatar

Granny,

I modified a rather wonderful Kentish roofing hammer & hung it behind the front door.

I guided my daughters on how I intended use before departing.

This sucker has a normal flat head, a pair of nail puller fingers cast into the side of the head near the hickory hole, and a six inch tapered “beak” with quite a point on it at the other end.

Swung with vigour & with orientation appropriate to the task, the beak is expected to make quite a hole in, oh, almost anything.

Recommended.

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B Bulluck's avatar

Perfect! Will have one made by end of day!!!

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Canny Granny's avatar

I’m going to see if I can find a wooden bat, then I may just make one.

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Guttermouth's avatar

About 10 years back I went about a year unemployed and got very depressed. A friend taught me to weld during that time for something productive to do. For my "graduation project" I made a giant lollipop of a circular sawblade on the end of a 4' metal rod.

I never did swing at anything with it.

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Canny Granny's avatar

A wise choice.

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Guttermouth's avatar

Christmas is coming.

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Dr Mike Yeadon's avatar

Guttermouth, I love you.

Ps: may I borrow your attractively modified bat? I’ll be sure to return it in clean condition.

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Guttermouth's avatar

I should just start making them and selling them on Etsy.

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Lisa@eatrealfood's avatar

I am laughing but not sure what initiated this toiletgate. I will learn later the inspiration that unleashed my laughter. Thanks..

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Dr. K's avatar

There is some idiot out there that worked in the WH that is circulating pics "She took" of Trump desperately ripping up and dumping secret documents down the toilet of the WH on his way out. As GM points out, conveniently all of the writing is down deep, face up, and clearly visible. Just what you would do if you were flushing documents.

I know politics is dirty, but dirty and stupid is just too much to bear.

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Guttermouth's avatar

That last sentence is the quote of the week.

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Gerald Wels's avatar

I think it's intended to make us angry... very, very angry. If it's not a bug, it's a feature...

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Guttermouth's avatar

It's way too stupid to make me angry. All of this is approaching a level of sloppy desperation that I'm starting to find out more pathetic than scary.

So, thanks, I guess, for that.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

Agree

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Canny Granny's avatar

It makes me angry that some people are probably stupid enough to believe it. Honestly, it was January. How many fireplaces are in the WH?

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Jack McCord's avatar

I can't wait til the feds bust in and shoot my tannerite-stuffed 'dog.'

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Guttermouth's avatar

What the hell is it with LEOs shooting dogs, anyway?

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Jack McCord's avatar

I can't wait til the feds bust in and shoot my tannerite-stuffed 'dog.'

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Ray's avatar

your pic reminded me of this vid, it pretty much sums up the science™

https://youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

;]]

You're good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, we all like you Ray

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Ray's avatar

thanks for the support, i pretty much spend my real life alienating everyone!

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Bandit's avatar

Welcome to my life.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I just did. Lmao!

I get what you're saying now!

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Bandit's avatar

Epic!

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cmpalmer75's avatar

I didn't hear about this latest load of crap :) until this week. They are seriously deranged.

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Yukon Dave's avatar

Having friends that have worked in the White House, they have burn bags everywhere. No one would use the toilet. Also I pour straight bleach in toilets like that and let it sit for a few hours. Works like magic

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Kimry's avatar

Lol!

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Gerald Wels's avatar

Nice!

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