Mocking Old Man Game!

The Anagram for "Mocking Old Man Game" is "Mega Glam Dick N' Moon."

Good day, fellow Gutter-snipes and semi-fascists! Being the greatest threat to democracy ever is exhausting work, so it’s important to take a break. The more seasoned Gutterites (Gutterians? I’ll do a poll) among you probably got strangely excited in your pants (or preferred lower-body covering equivalent) at seeing the official Gutter merch ambassador, Chunk of The Goonies fame.

Brothermouth and I are working on the newest offering of Gutter merch, my contribution to ensuring the continuing legacy of the great Dr. Anthony Fauci. In the meantime, since it’s now the first week of a new month (I can’t expect everyone to have noticed it was Tvímánuður a WHOLE week ago), I would normally be spending this week randomly drawing a person from the list of paid subscribers and offering them a piece of FREE Gutter merch from Check My Privilege, our official merch shop. The winner would then get a cute, personalized story embarrassing them in front of all the other Guttertopians (seriously, complete the poll and comment, we need to settle this) about some time they committed criminal or immoral acts, and be mailed a secret code to get a thing from the Gutter store with free shipping.

Today, however, it’s more important to expend our energy mocking those who would do us harm.

This month’s giveaway is open to ALL GUTTERBUTTS (in the name of Odin fill out the poll) REGARDLESS OF SUBSCRIPTION STATUS. But, because I’m not a filthy commie, you have to work for it.

Here is your subject:

THE PERSON WHO CAN PRODUCE THE BEST MEME INCORPORATING THIS PICTURE BY FREYJA’S DAY NEXT (9/9) WILL BE THE WINNER OF THIS MONTH’S GIVEAWAY CONTEST, receiving a coupon code for one free ANYTHING at the Gutter merch store.

Da rules:

• I will do a plagiarism check to make sure you’re not just stealing a good one off the Interwebs, because I sure as fuck expect (hope?) there will be a lot of these.

• You MAY incorporate any other content you want- other pictures in a side-by-side, for example, stickers, or photos of your own genitalia. Please blur photos of genitalia. The image above must simply be present as part of the whole composition- anything else goes.

• Captioning must be understandable to a speaker of English.

• You may enter as many times as you want.

• In the event of a tie, winner will be determined by naked holmgang.

Email your entries to: TheGuttermouth@proton.me. I will choose the winner at midnight on 9/9 with much ceremony and gnashing of teeth, and then go to bed.

The winner will be announced 9/10 with their meme displayed for all to enjoy, plus I’ll make up an embarrassing story about them. Maybe I’ll give a free Gutter Mug to a runner up or two, or something. I don’t know. This shit costs money.

In the meantime, please use whatever headspace you allocate to thinking about politics- hopefully not an excess, but it’s your brain, use it however you want- to laugh, giggle, or sneer at a corrupt old man losing his grip on coherent thought who is in such mortal terror of YOU that he would embarrass himself, the nation, and his followers in this way, and realize HOW POWERFUL THAT MAKES YOU. YES, YOU.

Let’s get those memes rolling.

(Please do share this post far and wide if it will help improve the quality and quantity of the entries.)

Edit: Extended contest 2 days, clarified rules

EDIT EDIT: A lot of you don’t know how to meme or are afraid to try, or don’t understand exactly what constitutes a meme, and that sucks hairy balls in church!

Save the image of Brandon, above, to your computer, and visit https://memebetter.com/generator or search “meme generator” and try one of the many out there. Try blending other pictures, draw directly on the image with Paint, whatever… then, using a meme generator, add a caption(s). Boom, you memed!